Wow what a day...

Ok, yeah umm today is that lovely day i talk about all those lovely commercials. The ones people watch and say, " what the fuddle nuts!" Lets start with those fucking lame ass, made by corky thatcher ones. The ones that make you want to get in your car, go to the airport, buy a ticket, fly to Hollywood, rent a car, get directions and go to the studio, wait and beat their asses firkin raw. Pepto Bismal. First what the fuck is a BISMAL. Yeah, as I thought, WHAT??? So, The commercial goes something like this. "Heart Burn, indigestion, upset Stomach, diarrhea. Ne way, there is always that guy. The guy who grabs his ass and shakes for that diarrhea part. What in Gods wonderfull world was this dumbshit thinking. Who does that. The rest of this tarded commercial, yeah people probably do, but, this! What the hell. Let me tell you one thing. If I have the shits, and I feel a drippy one coming, i am not taking my hands, placing them on my ass and cheerfully dancing in a little circle. And I sure as hell am not making that same sadistic face of enjoyment, like they make. I am begging God for Just a couple of grace seconds for me to get to the bathroom. I am also trying to run, but, i can't other wise i will shit my pants. So, to Pepto Bismal, Fuck you,you pink piece of shit, May your commercial creators burn in that lovely place i call hell....Assholes... But surprise, surprise, my Bismal hatin ass is tired, so till tomorrow, I will be talking about that Bounty commercial that makes people want to hate fat kids...