12/30/2007

Hello Everyone!!!!!

Thanks for the great year people!!!!! It's going to be hard to top that..
But I will do my damndest!!!!!
Hey, it's been a long time, I shouldn't left you, without a dope beat, to step to, step to...

Guess who's back with a brand new rap, and I don't mean rap, as in a new case...... Blah blah blah..... So I started face book... And it is going well, ok... I have really came into a new dumb ass life.. Face book is great if you can find these awesome friends... It blows ass if you only have 16.... Shit, Andy Dick face has more friends then I do.. Or maybe cause all my other friends are either stoners, or have real lives... Who cares? Not you... Well fine... But don't expect me to add you as my friend...
Ok I was playin... I guess I am not asking for people, I just think it would be nice... I mean damn... 780 some people come to this retarded excuse for a blog, and I have no one.. That's bull spit... So, think about what I said.... I will write more some other time, when I have time to bitch...

12/08/2007

No title, is the title.....

Man look at all those smiles.. In all those ailses

As ponder, how I want to kick my ass, for saying ponder, I think over the way cool day I had.... And by cool, I mean, fucked up.... It all started about 8:15 this morning... So, on Saturdays I do sales... I got up. got naked, and rub myself slowly as not to wake myself up... Cause I was tired as hell... And the shower is calming... What did you guys think I was talking about... Sick ass bastards.... So, I grab my slacks and then a black sweater... This awesome black sweater had little white shit on it..... So, that pissed me off... Get to work, and a lot of dumb ass people come in and ask a ton of dumb questions.... It gets to about 3:00, this suppose to be the time when we close... About 5 different people walk in... You bastards... You dumb ass losers... Why in gods name did you come in at 3? There is a sign on the door saying " Saturday 9-3". You, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Cockass bastards!!!!!!!

NE way, as i finally left an hour later, I went home... I then go to get some groceries, and this is where it all went down.... I went to this store called Hy-Vee... A damn helpful smile in every aisle... Well, no helpful smiles any where... I get the damn food and dipes and what not... I get to the counter and start throwing shit on the belt...(Not real shit... I meant food... I am not an ape) I get up to the checkout.. And watch the cracked out bagger, bag the food... I wonder if the reason mo st baggers ask if plastic is OK, is cause they want to rap it around their faces and suffocate themselves, for being baggers!!!!! So, I get done there and walk out into the nipple killing cold.. I get to my car and put the food in... As I got done,I realized something, Where in the fack is my BLACK CHERRY COLA(Hy-Vee brand)... Damn, cracked out retard forgot my black cherry cola... Damn him, now that just chaps my ass... I go back in there with rage. Ready to tare that bagger an new hole... He wasn't there.. It is like by some grace and mercy that little crack-y homeless bastard was just, poof, gone... I then proceed to tap the cashier on the back... Hey you forgot my black cherry cola!!!

Sorry sir, its not here..

Well, do you know where my black cherry cola went?

Well, sorry sir, its not here... I will look around the corner... Nope! Sorry!

At this point I am like "What the fuck happened to my black cherry cola? I want the damn cola"!

Sorry, um, did you even buy the cola sir?

What? Did I buy the black cherry cola? You damn right, it's on my receipt..

Well, there is nothing I can do sir..

At this point I turned and walked away. Why? You might ask.. I don't know.. I got in the car and this was my drive home....

GODDAMNBASTARDASS MOTHERFUCKERS FORGOT MY DAMN BLACK CHERRY COLA!!! WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE? THEY THINK THEY CAN JUST SCREW SOMEONE OUT OF THEIR BLACK CHERRY COLA? THEY ARE WRONG!!! DEAD WRONG!!!

I got home told my wife. She called the manager and got it all worked out... This asshole here.. He is getting his BLACK CHERRY COLA(Hy-Vee brand)

Thank you Hy-Vee!! Thank you for being so great... I will shop there again....

Hey you all, this was just some of MY2CENTS

12/04/2007

Oh, they like me...They really, really like me.......

They really do, I feel it when they look at me!!!!

People are so damn fake.... Show me one person in this whole fucking world that really cares, and I will show you the biggest liar in this whole fucking world.... MY2CENTS

Ha, act like you don't know!!!!!!!










P.S. if that sentence made you think I was talking about you.....Well then um, think about it more, cause I probably was.............

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How I feel right at this moment!!!!
A lot of shit happened!!!!

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