Man look at all those smiles.. In all those ailsesAs ponder, how I want to kick my ass, for saying ponder, I think over the way cool day I had.... And by cool, I mean, fucked up.... It all started about 8:15 this morning... So, on Saturdays I do sales... I got up. got naked, and rub myself slowly as not to wake myself up... Cause I was tired as hell... And the shower is calming... What did you guys think I was talking about... Sick ass bastards.... So, I grab my slacks and then a black sweater... This awesome black sweater had little white shit on it..... So, that pissed me off... Get to work, and a lot of dumb ass people come in and ask a ton of dumb questions.... It gets to about 3:00, this suppose to be the time when we close... About 5 different people walk in... You bastards... You dumb ass losers... Why in gods name did you come in at 3? There is a sign on the door saying " Saturday 9-3". You, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Cockass bastards!!!!!!!
NE way, as i finally left an hour later, I went home... I then go to get some groceries, and this is where it all went down.... I went to this store called Hy-Vee... A damn helpful smile in every aisle... Well, no helpful smiles any where... I get the damn food and dipes and what not... I get to the counter and start throwing shit on the belt...(Not real shit... I meant food... I am not an ape) I get up to the checkout.. And watch the cracked out bagger, bag the food... I wonder if the reason mo st baggers ask if plastic is OK, is cause they want to rap it around their faces and suffocate themselves, for being baggers!!!!! So, I get done there and walk out into the nipple killing cold.. I get to my car and put the food in... As I got done,I realized something, Where in the fack is my BLACK CHERRY COLA(Hy-Vee brand)... Damn, cracked out retard forgot my black cherry cola... Damn him, now that just chaps my ass... I go back in there with rage. Ready to tare that bagger an new hole... He wasn't there.. It is like by some grace and mercy that little crack-y homeless bastard was just, poof, gone... I then proceed to tap the cashier on the back... Hey you forgot my black cherry cola!!!
Sorry sir, its not here..
Well, do you know where my black cherry cola went?
Well, sorry sir, its not here... I will look around the corner... Nope! Sorry!
At this point I am like "What the fuck happened to my black cherry cola? I want the damn cola"!
Sorry, um, did you even buy the cola sir?
What? Did I buy the black cherry cola? You damn right, it's on my receipt..
Well, there is nothing I can do sir..
At this point I turned and walked away. Why? You might ask.. I don't know.. I got in the car and this was my drive home....
GODDAMNBASTARDASS MOTHERFUCKERS FORGOT MY DAMN BLACK CHERRY COLA!!! WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE? THEY THINK THEY CAN JUST SCREW SOMEONE OUT OF THEIR BLACK CHERRY COLA? THEY ARE WRONG!!! DEAD WRONG!!!
I got home told my wife. She called the manager and got it all worked out... This asshole here.. He is getting his BLACK CHERRY COLA(Hy-Vee brand)
Thank you Hy-Vee!! Thank you for being so great... I will shop there again....
Hey you all, this was just some of MY2CENTS
5 comments:
haha. i can imagine what you were like driving home--probably something like when someone pulls out in front of you. that food situation has happened to me a couple of times too. try going to the service counter with your receipt next time.
AH- Yeah, I was pretty upset... I will get that Black Cherry Cola now... Wife is picking it up after she gets off work... Those ass wipes... Thanks for the comment..
haha! That was funny! I bet you were really pissed! With your luck if your pop was there they would have dropped it or something and you wouldn't have wanted it anyway...Hy-Vee sucks anyway... I never see a worker in any isle and pretty sure the ones I do see walk right past with NO smile! They should change that saying so they aren't lying....
... sorry I couldn't get you black cherry. they are bastards sometimes, aren't they?
EH- Yeah, damn helpful smile... They can kiss my ass...
AJ- thanks for getting me the pop, I really wished they had my black cherry cola , but those pricks decided to screw me... Ass lickers...
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