FAREWELL!!!!!!!!!

Well all good things have to come to an end... This not being one of those good things, never the less, this is my farewell post.... I am done.... I want to thank all who have read this POS.... I have decided that bitching all the time is not a very good thing... I need something else, I need something to move me.... While writing this blog I have met some great people... Ren, Valley Girl, A1, Crusier, BOB, and other weird ass people.... This is a good thing... Reading my blog can make you retarded.... Sooooooooooo, I am out.......... Take care people, will miss you all........




P.S. Kiss my ass.......... Lick my balls........ I love you all............. Penis out, then in, then out, then in, then out, then in, there you go, your cummin..... DAMN.....................





THIS WAS JUST MY2CENTS

UPDATE ON RATING!!!!

So I did a update on my blog rating and damn, it hasn't changed a bit... Still NC17.... This is what the site said....

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

fuck (63x)
fucking (15x)
shit (12x)
ass (9x)
bitch (3x)
hell (2x)
vagina (1x)

I need to clean up my blog a bit, huh..... AH, BITE ME........ THIS WAS JUST MY2CENTS

PBS, GIVES BACK.......

WHAT EBBER!!!!!! Thats what Evan says... What Ebber.... Oh that boy cracks me up... So, here is my rant for the day... PBS.... Yes I am going to write a letter to PBS on my blog... Sooooooo, here it goes....................

Dear PBS,

Hey PBS, how you been? Good I hope... I have been watching a lot of you lately... Its good to see that you are keeping busy. I mean with all those awesome shows you have and all... Is it hard to find time for yourself? You do need time for yourself.... You have shows like, THIS OLD HOUSE, SEWING WITH NANCY, THE WOODSMAN, THE GREAT OUTDOORS, MR. ROGERS, and lets not forget, BBC NEWS...... Oh, I feel soooooo warm just talking about these great shows you have.......... Wait............. Oh, shit........... That warm feeling is two different things........ My bleeding ulcer and the shit seeping from my ass cause my body functions are failing, I think your fucking shows gave me a stroke... What in the fuck is SEWING WITH NANCY? I had to watch this shit....... I now know what it is like to want to skull fuck someone to death..... Watch your skull NANCY, watch your skull......... So, PBS, you think I want to be a woodsman.... You little pricks, I hate trees, I hate the fact that every woodsman has a beard and wears flannel.... I hope to God that who ever thought this was a great idea, well, I hope they die in a forest fire... THIS OLD HOUSE............ Um, yeah, I know how to re-seal a window now... I can say thank you for that.... PBS, you have just been making each day a journey... I rush out of bed to see what you have playing for me... I toss and turn just knowing that when I wake up, you will be there... I close my eyes tight and wonder................. How big of a knot would I need in a rope, to hang all you dumb asses... PBS, you were not made possible by viewers like me.... You were made possible by Satan himself, and I hope you all burn in eternal damnation, you creepy, freaking douche bags...

Love Always, Uncle Kracker.....

PS- I love the fact that I can see where my viewers are from.... By the city, now thats pretty neat...... Hey you all, this was just MY2CENTS

UN-FATHER?

So, the guilt is starting to set in, knowing that I am going to be leaving in 2 more days... Today was stressful.. Evan was really acting out.. He likes to scream a lot and the walls in this apartment are very thin... So, when you are down the hall at the other end of the building you can hear him... He wants what he wants, when he wants it... I guess that is why "they" call it the, "Oh my fucking god" two's... Well, maybe "they"don't say that..... Any way, I am starting to feel the heart hurt... It is hard to explain, but when I walk into his room and watch him sleep, it just melts my heart... I feel bad leaving him, like I am the worst parent in the world... Like I am like my father who left me.. Like I am going to shatter his little hopes and dreams... So that makes me just want to puke... But I think it is better at this age, instead of this happening at 8,9,10 and so on... Or, maybe I am saying this to convince myself that I am doing the right thing.........

OH, EVAN, I AM GOING TO FIX ME.... I PROMISE.... I AM SCREWED IN THE HEAD... I HAVE TO GET STUFF RIGHT... I HAVE TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT IN MY LIFE, SO THAT I CAN BE THE FATHER YOU NEED.... OH MY SON, I LOVE YOU AND I AM SORRY FOR ANY PAIN OR HURT I HAVE CAUSED YOU.... LOVE YOU BUD....

CRAZY!!!!!

Soooo, I have been in Montevideo for about 3 days now..... It all seems kinda, fuck, I don't know.... When I leave next Friday I know that my heart will hurt again... See, Evan is the greatest thing that ever happened to me.. And to live with out him is soooo, god damn hard.... So, today, Evan and I went down to Marshall and then over to Slayton.. We played "kickball" and then I got his motorcycle (bike) ready for him to ride... We just had a great time together, man, I am going to miss him... As for the rest of the family; Amanda is doing well after the operation, and dealing with Kennedy.. Kennedy is happy, and getting use to her brothers screams......

Amanda and I had a talk tonight about us... And when we got married it seems to me that we did it out of need... I mean, I don't think love was the center of this whole marriage.. At times I think we both had love for each other, but a lot of times it was a "need" that we had.... We needed, or thought we couldn't be without each other... As the weeks turn to months it starts making me wonder what the purpose of me is..... Is there really a great Divine purpose out there for me, or is my mere existence it? Oh, god, I hope not.... More on this later.......

NOW ON TO MY RANT OF THE DAY, OR WELL WEEK.........

Fuck me standing in place holding a icy.......... I really didn't want to do another bit on wal-mart but,fuck me, they make it too easy.... So, the Wal-Mart in Montevideo MN has to be the shittiest wal-fuck ever... Every time I walk in there I feel like I walked into the deep south, where incest is ok and every ones uncle is their dad or brother... This Wal-suck is the same... I go in there and all I see is NASCAR T-shirts and babies hangin off of tits... I don't mind breast feeding in public at all...... That is a womans right as a mom, but when the babies are hanging from a 70 year olds long saggin fruit roll up tit, that's the end all for me... I get looked at like people are wondering who I am related to, and if I am someones grandbro (combo of grandfather and brother) going to buy the latest installment of the Blue Collar Comedey Tour... Not cause its funny, but, to masterbate to... The workers all look and act like making it past their 6Th grade was fucking sweet.. And all the greeters are "petty fucking files" looking to bust a nut in the 0-9 month section... All these hillbilly bastards drive big trucks with big pipes and can't wait till farmin is done so they can go out and have fun... Sooooo, to all you RE-AH-TARDS........ Eat a cock, and not your dads or brothers you fucking pervs.... This was just MY2CENTS...

Daddy.....Again.........

Wow, it has been a crazy couple days.... I became a daddy for the second time...... My baby girl was born on May 4, 2008 at 10:04pm.... She was 6lbs 13oz, 19 and 1/2 inches long.... Oh man, anyway I cant think right now, really tired (not as tired as Amanda) and I am going to sleep.... In a few hours, but really don't have anything to say soooooooooo......... Kiss Off, and this was MY2CENTS............................ TO KENNEDY-

I WILL LOVE YOU!

I WILL CARE FOR YOU!

I WILL TRY TO TAKE AWAY YOUR PAIN

I WILL LET YOU MAKE CHOICES!

WE WON'T ALWAYS AGREE AND SOMETIMES YOU WILL HATE ME!

BUT MY LOVE FOR YOU WILL NEVER FADE...

YOU ARE MY WORLD

AND NO MATTER WHAT AGE

YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY BABY GIRL!!!!!!!!

MR. "C"

HOW ABOUT A NICE HOT CUP OF KISS MY ASS!!!!

TASTES JUST LIKE THE SHIT I DEAL WITH!

MMMMMMM, SHITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some times I wish I could just "poof" and vanish.... Life becomes a long path of fucked up situations... Man, do you ever wish you could just shake someone into a retardation state? Yeah me to... Today I wanted to right this in depth, intellectual piece on life and the meaning and journey... FUCK THAT WITH MY DICK!!!!! So, instead I am going to write about, ME, bet you never guessed that... Soooo, I am sitting here wishing these sleeping pills I took would kick in... I want to fucking sleep... I need to take more I guess.... So that puts me at 6, and I should be sleeping like a baby in no time... Maybe end up like Heath..... That would suck! So lets talk about what pisses me off today... I am slowly realizing that I am becoming MR. Convenient to people.. They will call me when its convenient to them.. They will text me back when it works for them... Well, to all of you.................................................................. FUCK OFF!!!! I am not a "sit and wait" kind of person.. I am a grab life by the balls and do what you need to to get shit done... Maybe NOT at work, but fuck work... Amanda would say I am a lazy prick, but yeah..... So for now on, from this day forward, I am not calling anyone...(minus Amanda, and my son) Everyone else, you want to talk to me.............. Get off your ass and call me... Done, this includes my parents and relatives, this even includes my best of friends, non who read this POS...... So, yeah, I even changed my voice mail.... But don't bother to leave a message, cause I am not calling you back... So, if I am important at all, fucking try again.... If not, blow me.... So, yeah...... Hey, its ok, I can take a hit... Joshua is the type of guy you all call when your board off your ass... And probably cause its just easier to see that your life isn't so bad..... So..............fuck.................me...............I ............am..............done............being..............that..............guy.

Thanks for reading, this was just MY2CENTS

THE TRUTH!!!!!!

DONE!!!!! I had a long post up about todays shitty events and tried to share my point of view and still people want to argue!!!!!! Fuck this when people are done making my blog into a fucking debate area, let me know and I will write again!!!