ALL ALONE!!! LIKE THIS TREE, KIND OF!
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN OLD PEOPLE OR STUPID KIDS DRIVE!So, what is today? Um, god, its the 7Th, and I have been all alone for about 5days.... and yes it sucks nuts... A lot of playin um, with, um, myself... Yeah I said it.... spankin it raw... Got to get out the icy-hot. well, maybe not that shit..... I am in this empty apartment. All I have is a couch, TV and a computer... And beer, and my PS3, and my clothes, and that's it... I miss the fam. I think about them a lot... I just..... yeah....
Sooooooo, I am going to do the new thing. well actually not new. I saw it on TV, Lewis Blacks show.. But I am going to mix it up a bit.... I am going to talk about two things that get me pissed, and then, make a verdict on what pisses me off more....
1. Old people driving cars- Now I am not talking about 50's-60's old... I am talking about, Holy shit your still alive, how did the balls of T-Rex smell, old..... These people are fucking deadly... They drive about 5-7mph, on city roads, and 15-35mph on the highway. You assholes!!!!! Get off the roads... God, who gives these old people the eye test... Its gotta be retards... Stop driving the wrong way down one ways. Stop going threw stop lights. Stop fucking driving... Take the bus, or just do us a favor and pass!!!!! You have seen the resurrection of Christ, you can go now... You don't know how to use your blinker and when you get out of the car, you shake to beat hell... I almost want to hand you my orange juice to mix up the pulp... FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. 15-19 year olds driving- OHHHHHHH, you little shit heads... Mommy and daddy let you drive their car. Or better yet, they buy you one... You pricks... Stop straight piping out your trucks. I get it... You are not getting pussy, and you are a pussy, one that prob fucks sheep, and your a little insecure about that. But get this... I don't think your tuff. I want to shove that pipe up your ass, and ride you around... Hey, you little bitchy girls... Your also not cool... Your only goal is not to end up with an std... but 1 in 4 will....... so, enjoy... I love how you drive around blaring your music and singing and texting... Stop being whores and get your shit together.... I want to gather all your parents and slap them with my wiener... They are retards..... Stop acting cool. Your not cool. You are minors. That means your not important right now... When your 18, you can be losers then.
VERDICT- THEY BOTH BLOW!!! LETS JUST PUT ALL THE OLDIES AND YOUNG DUMB KIDS TOGETHER ON A TRACK AND LET THEM KILL OFF THEM SELVES!!!!!
That's just MY2CENTS!!!!!!!
1 comment:
Old people really tick me off when they drive! I once saw an old lady diving down the wrong way on that hwy by kmart and she was prolly only going about 40!!! Where are the cops when you need them???
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