WORLD SERIES CHAMPS...

SUNDAY NIGHT, THE BOSTON REDSOXS BECOME, ONCE AGAIN, CHAMPS

Dirty Little Secret..... Oh, yeah.........

Everyone has them... Some think about being with other people... Some steal... Some Lie.... Some cut them selves... Some think about suicide... Some are Nymphos... Some are racists... Some just hate themselves and others... Some are afraid of the dark..

I am hearing about these things more and more often... I want people to post and be anonymous... Tell me your secret... I want to know them.... Just post them... LIKE I SAID BE ANONYMOUS.... PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD... EVERYTHING GETS POSTED....



Thank you.... I just want to make this interesting... This time it won't be MY2CENTS, it will be yours.... Then I will make a post about it later in the weeks.. Depending on the turn out...

Um, what? Hey my Top 10..... Dumb Asses!!!!!

10. ME!!!! - At points I am the biggest one!!!!! #1 Dumbass here.. May I f-up your day today?

9. Andy (Where's My) Dick-- IF they had a shitbag award- This guy would be the lifetime achievement award- "To The Dick Andy, I mean Andy Dick....."

8. Rosie (I am a big mouth and ass, bitch) O' Donnell- "I fuck up everything I do... I am a big fat retard"

7. My Grandma on my Biological "Father" side- She is a bitch... I think she is some sort of spawn from Satan.... For all Birthdays and Christmas's I got a crappy card with a letter saying," You need to forgive your Father.. Your mother is over reacting your father didn't beat you. He was just giving you some discipline." Thanks for all the cards you BITCH!!!!!

6. Jerry Seinfeld- He is the biggest not funny Bag of shit... " Hi, I am Jerry! I think I am funny... I think I am so funny, I laugh at everything I say.... There isn't a bigger laugh whore than myself... I am Jerry Seinfeld, a major Dick hole and I approved this message.

5. D. Ardnt- I am going to leave his first name anonymous. He is such a bastard... This kid is such a nut job... He stares at people like all the time. He would stare at me and be all like freaky and what not....

4. Martha (I could turn my own shit into millions, if I sewed my turds together right) Stewart- This lady is crazy criminal. I bet she shanked a bitch in prison, just cause she could! " Today we are going to stitch up this bitch I shanked today. So, watch how I use this magenta thread, to do a cross stitch in this biz natch!"

3.Any one who owns a Minnesota sports team- You guys are retards... You need to get your heads removed from your ass. The reason games get blacked out are because you guys don't know what talent is... Exception of maybe 5 players, out of 4 major sports teams... Go COWBOYS, Go Nuggets, Go Boston, Go Avalanche, I am Minnesota born and bread. Have I made my point...

2 Wayne Dykstra- The great Uncle... This guy is a loser.. No job, nothing. He is such a bitch... It is all about him... I want to punch him in his ass so I could give him brain damage.. Dumb ass... Oh if he was here I would beat him down.. Down to China town.. I am sure they will love him long time....

1. Dick Cheney/ John Kerry- These two tie.. The reason being these- Dick is a fackin moron.. Hey, I like to shoot people in the face. I am the worst vice-president in history... I fuck up peoples careers.. True Fact. George W, as Governor of Texas was loved by both parties. Loved by both parties in Washington also.. Here comes the great Dick, and ruins that. What ever this Dick touches, Dick turns in to shit...

John (I am rich, thanks to my Wife's ex-husband) Kerry.... He is a DE, DA, Dee. God, John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender asks John, why the long face? Every time I watched this guy I had Amanda grab me the carrots. Just in case he gets close enough to feed.. stupid... He tried so hard, only to fall harder... All politicians lie.. Every last one of them... Not taking sides people...

Hey that was my new thing... My top 10... I got to give MY2CENTS, thats all I ever need.......

Mondays suck, I hate them sooo much.. I want to smother them in Plastic...

Yeah, this is the true Elmo... Wanting people to just F-OFF!!! You go, you red little bitch...

So, it is now Monday night, and I feel alright. The parties here on the west side... So, I reach for my...... Thank you Montel Jordan... This has been the worst day of my entire week... God, tomorrow is only Tuesday..

So, let me explain my day....

1. I locked my keys in the car... My wife needed the car to take Evan to daycare and go to work... We had to get a key made...

2. I went to go grab the key that got made from Lockwood Automotive... I then went to SA to buy a soda... I came out to find the truck still running. I left it running of course. I grabbed for the handle, only to find it was also locked... Oh, shit. I can't believe this she it.... So, I waited for about 15Min's for the key to get to SA...

3. Went home gave wife the key... I went to the house where I had a small hookup to do.. As I walked in, the people where just unpacking... There were a stack of full box's by the steps.. Instead of doing the right thing, I decided, it was best to just knock over the hole stack of them, with my tool box.... I slowly walked down stairs... Wanting to beat myself in the head with a tack hammer...

4. I went down stairs to work on a vent.... Only to cut my thumb, not once, not twice, but three freaking times.. The first two times were not deep enough to bleed... But that lucky damn third time, it bled like it was my thumbs time of the month... "Marge, grab me those maxi pads, super absorbent. We've got a bleeder."

5. I then had two more times where my job and projects didn't come together and the rest of my day suck a huge donkey DDDDDIIIIIII, diddly... Yeah, it blew harder then Andy Dick at a hookers three point stance contest...... Wink, Wink!!!

So that was my day... But it got better... I got to watch Elmo Potty Time DVD... My boy loves it.... He calls it EMO... But you never realize what kind of f-ed up shit is in it until you watch it with "rose colored" glasses... It is a funny ass video...

Kids talking about shitting, and pissing, and missing, and poo poo in their beds and all that malarkey.. I started to wonder how close Elmo and his petty of a father were... There is one time that Elmo's father asked Elmo this.

" Hey, son. You want a piggy back ride?"

"Yeah dad, I haven't had one of those for a long time!"

"Well son, turn around and bend over!!!"

Um, fuck me very much... What the damn hell is that? I don't remember piggy back rides having to do anything with bending over... Not when the dad is about 4ft taller than the son... His kid shouldn't ever have to bend over... Sick ass bastard...

Then at one point in this Potty video, Elmo and the perv are standing inches away from each other... At this point(not shittin ya) the father starts telling Elmo how "big" he is... Also tells Elmo that he is growing "bigger" by the day... Or was it, by the second? His dad keeps a ruler out for Elmo's growth...

There is alot of songs about poop and pee, I actually think the following is one...

I am feeling it burn..

I don't know where to turn..

My stomach starts to churn..

Holy hell here comes the burn...

I just left a sloppy one...

There might be need for concern..

Oh, so, scary, I just left a sloppy dingle berry..

I am only 2 and I think a just blew....la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la

my butthole out...la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la..My butthole out... Ohh Elmo, help me find my butt-hoooooooooooooooole....

Now its time to clean..

The most disgusting scene...

I am only two...

How can my bowls be this mean..

But at least for now my colons clean...

Thanks to Elmo if you know what I mean... Wink, Wink, clap, clap... Tickle this Elmo.... HA, HA, HA, TRUST ME THIS IS GOING TO TICKLE!!! HA, HA, HA.....

So, yeah great video, if you have time to waste... But if you are anything like me. Well you might have to take meds... Or, just watch something like this, and put your own twist on it.....
draft.. Don't get all up in my shit if this bothers you... This was only MY2CENTS!!!!

Random she ate.... Try to work with me here...

UM THIS WAS BY THAT BOOB FOUNTAIN..

Damn, you know it is almost winter, cause the shrinkage is upon us... Or well, may be, it's just me... And may be, I am just saying it is all about the cold, but really it's just me... Or am I? Or is it, or Josh who gives a flying crap, shut the hell up... God, I repeat my self a lot... So, it was Sunday. Sundays are my favorite day of the week, cause it is all about the football...... So, today was really a weak day in sports... Unless your a Baseball fan, then game 7 is sure to be great... Go BoSoxs....

A quick run down before I start this post... Cowboys won, but looked like shit...Vikings lost, but, did it with class.... The Bears beat The Eagles, cause Donavon playes like ass... And the Almighty Pats win again... Lets all thank Tom Brady for being Jesus Christ... And ask him how he playes so well, with a gerbils in his rump... Fackin arse hole...... "Oh, I am so pretty, I am Tom Brady and I am in hardcore love with myself... Just for this win I am going home to bang me all night long... I am going do me till I cry...." Beeeatch.........



On to my post.... Today subject is- Love Thy Neighbor!!!!



Just fackin with you... I am feeling all like, warm and fuzzy inside and really want to lay it all out tonight.......BRBHa, well took care of that warm feeling... Ah, so much better... So, Josh what are you going to write about tonight you may ask?!?! Well, let me think........... OK it has been 15Min's, I can't think about good thing to write about.



I have 1000s of things on my mind, but not just one things stands out...



So I am going to just roll with my head and just write what I think about... Try to keep up... Lets start... These are all the things I am thinking about in a 15min period... here we go...

It's going to get messy..



TV MA

Viewer discretion is advised.

Some of these things are inappropriate for kids under the age of 17..



Let the typing begin... The fumble, by Tony Romo.... The Pats... BoSox Game... Amanda sleeping... Carpel Tunnel... Why is it called a tunnel? The damn cat... Shes a tard... Dog fights.... Who wants to be like Mike now....Ha.... Not that funny.... Sex.... There you go girls you almost proved your point....SEX again... Um its dark in this room ;) um just playing.... Ya I said playing... What the hell... Um just reading what I typed sorry.... Long legs... Why that um, no reason... Movies... A lot of movies... Music that I have listened to in the last 10 days, or maybe it is just in the last 3... I am trying to figure out this one song... Fackin love it.. It makes you feel, um feel.... Things that rhyme with feel.... Meal, Deal, Peal, Neil, meal deal, from MC D's and the weekly to 40... Or maybe that is Rick Dee's, or something... Girls....My son.... My wife again, cause sh just rolled over, I think I may see side boob... BOOBS, not that big of a fan, but damn.... Damn it.... Damn, Damn spam... The other Ham.... TV shows.... Where are all the fat and ugly people on TV... Oh yeah, getting plastic work, and purging. Cat knocking shit down, scaring the shit out of the wife... Um, sex again... Not getting sex unless with myself... Um me self, me blimey chap... Sound like a foreskin arse hole with an English accent... I got me finga, stuck in me bum... Ha, nice try again, you tard... Sleep... God that sounds good... You know what else sounds good? Cheetos, and an orange soda pop... POP!



ok That was about 5 minutes worth... I am also like that tho...



I say it will take longer than it ever does... I am just tired and I am not even close to exploding out all my thoughts... Sorry to leave you all hangin but damn I am tired... This post was just some of my thoughts in a small time span...



Hope you all enjoyed a little piece of My2CENTS.....

Things that make you say... Um, what the F$#K?

So, commercials that make you want to place your hand, at the back of your head and gently bash your face into a brick wall... This is what I am going to be writing about today... One that sticks out at this very moment, is the bear commercial for TP.... There has been many of these, that have came out in the last 5 years. I think it is for Charmin Toilet Paper... First of these are bears... I don't understand the concept of having bears, that after they drop a couple turds, reach over and grab TP and wipe their asses... I mean come on! There are so many reasons that this would never work....

1. They are Bears!

2. They have razor sharp nails that can tear through human flesh with a small swipe...

3. Dingle berries! They have tons of hair, and the soft swoop, would move that poop... All up in their shit... Pardon the pun..

4. They would need more than any of those commercials show... They say shit like this, "You only need three pieces with this super absorbent Charmin..... ( Now I am big, but not the size of a bear and I use more than three... And when did crap become something that can absorb into anything?)

5. Verdict? Stupid ass commercial with no real point...

There Is also a commercial for something like Viagra. It is Cealice or something spelled like that.. It shows an old man and old woman in a Tub on a hill side.... What? In a Tub? How the fuck did that tub get there? Not by that old man.. He can barely get his weenie up, that weak ass guy ain't moving a 800lb tub by his lonesome.... And why the hell are they in a tub? Are they both in a old folks home and the CNA hasn't come to take them out yet? Make it real people... This is who I would make this sell....

What you do is show an old man in the kitchen... He reaches up into a cubbard... There he grabs a bottle. Pours the contents of two pills into his hand... He waits... About an hour later he walks up the steps... Shaking to beat hell, he gets to the bedroom... His nerves shot, he approaches his girl... And as quietly as possible says, "MARGIE YOU UP? HEY WOMAN WAKE UP, I HAVE A BONER AND 3 MORE HOURS TO USE IT... WAKE UP MARGIE!!!!!" He then stops. She doesn't wake.. He leans down to her side, all of the sudden he hears a snap. He breaks his hip.. He then presses his life alert button, cause of course, he can't get up... Cops show up, medicare agent shows up and Wilford Brimley (From Diabetic Supplies Commercials) shows up... Um, and the wife died days ago... Cealice, what a waste....

Commercials need to be more honest... Now days with most of the pills they advertise they have some of these warnings if not all.....

If you get a rash call the doctor right away...

Some side affects are BLEEDING FORM NOSE

ITCHING

BURNING

CRYING

LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY

YELLOW STOOL

BLEEDING FROM ANAL CAVITY

MOOD SWINGS

BLOATING

UNCONTROLLABLE BLEEDING FROM MOST HOLES IN BODY..

DRY EYES

Then they go and say, If you suffer from any of the following, or have done any of the following in the last week, do not take this product.....

SNEEZE

LAUGH

CRY

HAVE A BM

PEE

ITCH

SCRATCH

MOVE YOUR RIGHT ARM

WASH YOUR OWN GENITALS

IF YOU HAVE BREASTS, DO NOT TAKE

IF YOU HAVE A PENIS DO NOT TAKE...

IF ANYONE IN YOUR FAMILY IS NAME JIM, DO NOT TAKE...

IF YOU DON'T HAVE INSURANCE TO PAY 90 DOLLARS PER PILL, DO NOT TAKE...

IF YOU ARE AN US CITIZEN DO NOT TAKE...

YOU SHOULD NOT TAKE IF YOU KNOW YOUR ABC'S.....

I think you get my point... Come on TV people... Get your shit together.... Hey guys, remember. This was just MY2CENTS

What did he just say....Part VI

Ok, So, hello everybody.... To all the boys, Hows It Hangin? To all the girls you there, How's it Smellin? Hopefully hangin and smellin well... Any who. Today I am on part six of, well, the above title. God, do I have to write every thing twice... Come on people work with me... Blahh Blahh... Do a little dance, make a little love, get AIDS tonight, um sorry, LOVE tonight.. But now days who knows right... NE who, the subject is, S-O-N-G-S... Oh yeah, had a few that like that last post about lyrics, so, here is another one....

The Song-COLBIE CAILLAT - BUBBLY
The Lyrics I am going to breaking down are these:
-I've been awake for a while now
-you've got me feelin like a child now
-cause every time i see your bubbly face
-i get the tinglies in a silly place
C: It starts in my toes and I crinkle my nose
where ever it goes i always know
you make me smile please stay for a while now
just take your time where ever you go

Now the one I made bold confuses me... SILLY PLACE? So, she gets these "tinglies" at a clown party? cause that is silly as hell... Does she get them at a Zoo? Cause that can get silly... Or maybe her head, cause she is wacked out... Maybe she is a little "silly" in the melon... Cause how I and others see this song is that this "silly" place is her, wait for it, wait for it, ok, her vagina... Now why would it be silly? Is she 2-6 years old when that body part might be silly? NO. Is she a girl with the "downs", when it also might be silly? NO.. Nope, none of these make any sense! So, is it that the song can't go like this-
-I get the tinglies in my vagina place-
That is probably it... Cause of two reasons..
1. It doesn't go with much of the rest of the song...
2. If she is getting tinglies down there it very well could be an STD... And to say vagina, would be saying that she has an STD. As we all know, singing about STD's, doesn't make that much money.
Also, to say vagina, would mean when they make the next Kids Bop CD, all those little kids would be singing vagina... But, I think that would be funny as hell... After they say vagina, all the boys would laugh and get all red in the face..
Now she continues to say that "It starts in my toes, and I crinkle my nose,", now this shit is getting serious... This chick could have an STD that affected her brain... Some kind of nerve damage or some shit... All going tourettsie and all hell.. She seems ok about these events tho...
So, I guess what I figured out is this-
Her Vagina has some sort of a tingle... But it doesn't stop there, it continues through her whole nervous system.. Fucks with her nose and feet and all that nonsense.. But does she say this-

IF THE TINGLES DON'T GO AWAY,
I WILL SEE A DOCTOR TODAY,
AND SEE IF THIS WILL LAST
AROUND FOR ANOTHER DAY.
AND IF THEY STAY,
I HOPE THEY HAVE PILLS I CAN TAKE,
CAUSE WITH THESE FEELINGS I CAN'T WALK STRAIGHT!!!!!!

No, she doesn't sing that in her song... But, if you want to be a good example, get it checked out...
Come on Colbie, you need to do this not only for you, or us, but for the damn kids....HA!

Ne way peeps, that is it for me tonight. Catch ya on the flip side... Take care.. And damnit, remember, this was just MY2CENTS!!!!!

This is where we stayed..... Here are a couple three pics of the place...

This is the front of the House where we stayed... And here are the people in the picture....

From R-L: Me, Evan, Amanda, Dad, Mom, Aunt Deb, The Dick Head, and Bro Paul.. This hose was prime example of what some had and many didn't....
This was Last Monday night during Cowboy-Bills game... 9ft Screen, massive surround sound, and Dish Network with every channel you could ever want.....

This was me swimming in their pool at around 9:30 at night... Only after the cowboys started to really throw the game away... Went back in to watch them take it back to the house and win....

Oh this place was awesome... Except for the puke and craps... Ha tough day...

This was at some Garden thing that we went to.. This guy who owned Coke Cola when it first got started had this amazing house and gardens. So, we took a tour of the place.. Here in this picture we came across a fountain of a girl.. Yes she is naked and yes I am acting like I have never seen a naked girl before.. But um yeah, you can see her boobies... Not that much into boobs, but come on, you can see her boobies... And deep down in side, that is fun....
This was the out side of the this mansion... This place was huge... The story goes, that this guy and his wife would put out some kind of ads for people to bring them stuff, for them to buy... These two were so giving, that at some points, they would give people money and let them keep their stuff.. The guys wife died and when he died, he left in his will, that the butler, who lived there, could stay and still receive his pay until he died... Amazing people... Did I mention that this guy owned Coke? This was cool..

I am getting a head of everyone here, cause at this point, I started not to feel well... The wife had me stop to take a picture... HI HONEY, CAN I GO CRAP MY BRAINS OUT NOW? It was still a nice trail they set up around the garden...

This picture here is me trying to be an artist... I flipped the camera to black and white.. Thought it looked cool, so, yeah, that was just a simple picture....

The Mix of Pix....

This was at the Zoo.. Another one of my many faves... This is the exhibit of the bird that sleeps on his side... Amazing... This one has no fear what so ever... Just falls asleep in the walk way, where everyone can see him... That's balls for ya.. As you can see, it looks like one of the zoo keepers is going to wake him for his afternoon snack... Sucks for that bird. He was resting so peacefully... Um Yeah...
This is my lovely wife... She just got done seeing the wheel barrel exhibit.. Yeah, she enjoyed it as much as I did... I think it gave her some great ideas... Oh yeah, you know what I mean... Ha.. Yep, she started to wonder if they had a trash can exhibit we could see... Yeah, see if we could catch them in the act... We didn't find one, but who cares. It would of been trashy any way... Really dirty....

Here Is my boy... This was in Bay Minette.. This was the first time he saw this large mass of water... He actually never looked up from the waves for this picture... I went down and took it and he continued to stare at the waves coming in... Poor kid... He probably was wondering what the hell was going on... What was all this water doing out of the tub... And is he going have to take a bath in this stuff... Probably scared the hell out of him. He was a trooper tho...

This is Evan and myself, on the ferry that took us from the island we were on, to the other side of the bay.. As you can see, I am kind of liking it and Evan is kinda thinking, what the hell... This was cool, besides this was the start of my puking.. I enjoyed every last bit... You drove your car onto this thing and it took you across... It took about 30-45 minutes to get across the bay... But all in all it was good...

Golf Shores, Al

Here I am just waiting for the waves to crash into me.. The most amazing part to this trip was swimming in this Gulf Coast water... The only real question I have is, How does that water get so salty? I mean think about it... And I don't want some scientific term about blaa blaa, see I am already bored with that... Oh, and for first time people, always remember to shut your eyes and mouth... Unless you like that salty feeling in both. And if you do, give me a call... Ha...
In this photo, it shows everyone what kind of a dantie little bitch I can be... Don't get my shorts wet, you big, bad, water mass... Cause I just bought these and I don't need them ruined.. God, looking at this picture makes me want to take my own head and hold it under water... Some times I can be a real puss... Holding up my shorts... Dumbass...

The Zoo?

This was at the Nashville Zoo.. This was, as you can see the rare wheel barrel exhibit.. I got pretty close as not to disturb them. They seem like they could get scared easily. But as you can see here I caught them in the middle of some 69 action.. It was pretty intense, but I finally found out how wheel barrels are made and that was worth every pennie paid.... How about that pervert ladder tho? Doesn't it have anything better to do then watch these two?!?! Guess not..

Ya'll I reckon, I am jus proud to be a Yank... GOD I LOVE THE NORTH..

This is just me feeling like crap, and taking once again a picture of myself..

This is at Golf Shores, Al


LOL, wooooo, I am back... In the great state but not too great of a the state of Minnesota, ya you bet ya.... After being gone on the road down south for approximately, 15,840 hrs, which is 11 days, I am glad to be back.. Culture shock... Hard core.. I saw so many things that I couldn't and wouldn't have the time to right all them down. The trip started off with a bang. A lot of driving the first day, we finally reached our first stop out side of St. Louis around 9:30 pm... The next morning got up a started the next long driving trip.. I had GPS, but, instead of taking that things advice, I took the advice of my Jackass Uncle who thinks he is pretty smart. If there was a word I could use to describe his driving and lack of smarts I would use it; oh wait, there is, dumb ass, retard, little bastard, moron, idiot, douche bag, oh I want to punch him in his rocky Dennis looking face... NE way had to get that off my chest... So, we got to Tennessee. Everyone was amazing. People were so nice and polite that I just wanted to punch myself in the face.. Then I started thinking that there was something up.. Like, maybe these people are so nice cause they wanted to get me to trust them so they could kill me.. I mean think about it. In the hills of Tennessee, your from the north on a trip. God, by the time anyone knew there was something up, we would all be some family's retarded sons lunch. Ma can I get me some there red meat. Me hungry for some that soft northern boys rump.. Umm taste good, not like that there shit of mine I eat.. MMMMM... So, yeah. The I met my grandfather for the first time ever on the second day.. Yeah, first time... He went to Tennessee to find a house for my Grandma after Vietnam and never came back. Back in 1993, my Aunt did some searching and found him down there.......

We then headed off to the awesome state of Alabama.. Holy Shit Hole-ly.. When we hit state lines you saw how they lived... Right off the interstate there was an apartment complex, dump, I mean bad. This thing was out in the middle of nowhere... A couple of guys outside, cars on blocks, trash everywhere... Shit was cheap tho.. The sad part is, is that no one cares. If they charged more for things, more tax or something, they could put that back into that state. You saw tin shack gas stations, houses, and sheds.. You saw about fifty cars out side of a two bedroom house... It was messy. Sad.... But that is the north side of Alabama. The south Is crazy cool.. Amazing.. White sandy beaches, Big ass houses, and blue water...... Two different worlds; North Alabama, and South Alabama...

I got to puke on the awesome beaches. I was hella sick on the second day of being down there... Like, which end is it coming out of this time, sick.... I got to leave a little piece of me in about 10 different areas that day... The family that we stayed with where great... For the first time ever, I ate Shrimp Gumbo... Ummm, I would rather eat out the ass of a dead possum... Oh, my, God... Just thinking about Gumbo, makes me want to blow, ahhhhh, shit enough with that part.... Yuck.. The lady, her name was Becky... Her husband, Rusty... Becky use to weigh about 300lbs.. Now she weighs about 140lbs at the most... If she stuck out her arms to the side, in a fast wind, she would actually lift off the ground.. She has extra skin, enough to make at least 5 saddles for horses... Or even 50-75 belts.... But she was nice... Her daughter.... Oh my, where to start... OK, to describe her daughter lets do it this way... She is about 28, two kids, who the courts have taking away for her, and given full custody to her mom, Becky. She has an attitude that she is all that, but yet, she looks like a poster girl for what you look like when you smoke crack, die, and have your body resumed in 5 years... Her girls are awesome... A little loud at times, but, they are kids and they were very polite...

Good times... I can, and will get into a little more detail with the pictures I post... Until then... Hey This was just MY2CENTS

some ok pictures, I promise weird ass ones on their way. Just give me time..

Room with a view. Yeah, And by that I mean no view. thank you employee rate. Eat it..

The sign for Nashville. Does it look like the big arrow is excited?

Just coming into Ten U SEE, I mean "I"

my boy beating my bro in the melon

This is how I feel about the south side of Ill.

Are You from the south? Cause your the only ten I see...Ha ha so not true..

Hi ya'll.. Just your favorite post master ready to give you the mail. And your first child.. Naw, just playin with ya'll... So, as I promised, I am going to write a diddy on this trip. Today is day 2.. started off rough but got better.. We are in Ten Ass E. The home of the Volunteers.. this town is so polite, everyone is saying, Yes sir, or Yes mam so that's nice... so it has been good not alot of weird stuff yet but that should come when we get out and about tomorrow. Went shopping today, drank well and that is about it. The women down here are not that great, big boobs, big butts and a great edamacation. ha ha, some will get that. will post some pictures also tonight, but gotta smoke, so to everyone who reads this before pictures sorry but damn it you will have to wait 30 min. Peace and remember this was just MY2CENTS.

god my head is going to explode,,,

day one. and it has been a crazy one.. I will make this short but say something about this trip. So, going threw Iowa was kind of interesting. So, to explain. I see this cop car and I am not even fucking with you, it was the oldest cop car ever. And yes still active in the force.. This car had the lights on top as always but the stood about 2 feet tall... HA.. It looked like the retard patrol. Like these guys had special needs and they just were giving the last car the state patrol had. Officer Doofy, reporting for duty.. Wow, maybe if these people took time away from sleeping with their sisters and going to New York to be on the Springer show they could get real cop cars.. Ne way last thought.... Something for you all to ponder... Why do short buses have an emergency door? I mean really. these things are hella short. The distance between the side door and the one in the back is like 20 feet.. hm mm, maybe to confuse those kids if there is a fire. HA, NE way pictures will be on tomorrow.. Take care everyone, and please remember this was just MY2CENTS.

OMG, LOL, LMFAO, BRB, what the hell?

man, hey everyone. I am sitting in my brothers apt, in SF SD and I decided to try out this wireless thing. and so far, so good.. As most know I am at the begining of this trip. 11 days and starting tomorrow it is going to be nuts. So, I want everyone to get ready for tons of pictures, I am goingto see a bunch of weird ass stuff over the next few days and yes, pictures of all of it.. So, I am going to go but everyone take care and I will catch you later.. Love you all. Peace and this was just a little of MY2CENTS...