Um, what? Hey my Top 10..... Dumb Asses!!!!!

10. ME!!!! - At points I am the biggest one!!!!! #1 Dumbass here.. May I f-up your day today?

9. Andy (Where's My) Dick-- IF they had a shitbag award- This guy would be the lifetime achievement award- "To The Dick Andy, I mean Andy Dick....."

8. Rosie (I am a big mouth and ass, bitch) O' Donnell- "I fuck up everything I do... I am a big fat retard"

7. My Grandma on my Biological "Father" side- She is a bitch... I think she is some sort of spawn from Satan.... For all Birthdays and Christmas's I got a crappy card with a letter saying," You need to forgive your Father.. Your mother is over reacting your father didn't beat you. He was just giving you some discipline." Thanks for all the cards you BITCH!!!!!

6. Jerry Seinfeld- He is the biggest not funny Bag of shit... " Hi, I am Jerry! I think I am funny... I think I am so funny, I laugh at everything I say.... There isn't a bigger laugh whore than myself... I am Jerry Seinfeld, a major Dick hole and I approved this message.

5. D. Ardnt- I am going to leave his first name anonymous. He is such a bastard... This kid is such a nut job... He stares at people like all the time. He would stare at me and be all like freaky and what not....

4. Martha (I could turn my own shit into millions, if I sewed my turds together right) Stewart- This lady is crazy criminal. I bet she shanked a bitch in prison, just cause she could! " Today we are going to stitch up this bitch I shanked today. So, watch how I use this magenta thread, to do a cross stitch in this biz natch!"

3.Any one who owns a Minnesota sports team- You guys are retards... You need to get your heads removed from your ass. The reason games get blacked out are because you guys don't know what talent is... Exception of maybe 5 players, out of 4 major sports teams... Go COWBOYS, Go Nuggets, Go Boston, Go Avalanche, I am Minnesota born and bread. Have I made my point...

2 Wayne Dykstra- The great Uncle... This guy is a loser.. No job, nothing. He is such a bitch... It is all about him... I want to punch him in his ass so I could give him brain damage.. Dumb ass... Oh if he was here I would beat him down.. Down to China town.. I am sure they will love him long time....

1. Dick Cheney/ John Kerry- These two tie.. The reason being these- Dick is a fackin moron.. Hey, I like to shoot people in the face. I am the worst vice-president in history... I fuck up peoples careers.. True Fact. George W, as Governor of Texas was loved by both parties. Loved by both parties in Washington also.. Here comes the great Dick, and ruins that. What ever this Dick touches, Dick turns in to shit...

John (I am rich, thanks to my Wife's ex-husband) Kerry.... He is a DE, DA, Dee. God, John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender asks John, why the long face? Every time I watched this guy I had Amanda grab me the carrots. Just in case he gets close enough to feed.. stupid... He tried so hard, only to fall harder... All politicians lie.. Every last one of them... Not taking sides people...

Hey that was my new thing... My top 10... I got to give MY2CENTS, thats all I ever need.......