Damn, you know it is almost winter, cause the shrinkage is upon us... Or well, may be, it's just me... And may be, I am just saying it is all about the cold, but really it's just me... Or am I? Or is it, or Josh who gives a flying crap, shut the hell up... God, I repeat my self a lot... So, it was Sunday. Sundays are my favorite day of the week, cause it is all about the football...... So, today was really a weak day in sports... Unless your a Baseball fan, then game 7 is sure to be great... Go BoSoxs....
A quick run down before I start this post... Cowboys won, but looked like shit...Vikings lost, but, did it with class.... The Bears beat The Eagles, cause Donavon playes like ass... And the Almighty Pats win again... Lets all thank Tom Brady for being Jesus Christ... And ask him how he playes so well, with a gerbils in his rump... Fackin arse hole...... "Oh, I am so pretty, I am Tom Brady and I am in hardcore love with myself... Just for this win I am going home to bang me all night long... I am going do me till I cry...." Beeeatch.........
On to my post.... Today subject is- Love Thy Neighbor!!!!
Just fackin with you... I am feeling all like, warm and fuzzy inside and really want to lay it all out tonight.......BRBHa, well took care of that warm feeling... Ah, so much better... So, Josh what are you going to write about tonight you may ask?!?! Well, let me think........... OK it has been 15Min's, I can't think about good thing to write about.
I have 1000s of things on my mind, but not just one things stands out...
So I am going to just roll with my head and just write what I think about... Try to keep up... Lets start... These are all the things I am thinking about in a 15min period... here we go...
It's going to get messy..
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Viewer discretion is advised.
Some of these things are inappropriate for kids under the age of 17..
Let the typing begin... The fumble, by Tony Romo.... The Pats... BoSox Game... Amanda sleeping... Carpel Tunnel... Why is it called a tunnel? The damn cat... Shes a tard... Dog fights.... Who wants to be like Mike now....Ha.... Not that funny.... Sex.... There you go girls you almost proved your point....SEX again... Um its dark in this room ;) um just playing.... Ya I said playing... What the hell... Um just reading what I typed sorry.... Long legs... Why that um, no reason... Movies... A lot of movies... Music that I have listened to in the last 10 days, or maybe it is just in the last 3... I am trying to figure out this one song... Fackin love it.. It makes you feel, um feel.... Things that rhyme with feel.... Meal, Deal, Peal, Neil, meal deal, from MC D's and the weekly to 40... Or maybe that is Rick Dee's, or something... Girls....My son.... My wife again, cause sh just rolled over, I think I may see side boob... BOOBS, not that big of a fan, but damn.... Damn it.... Damn, Damn spam... The other Ham.... TV shows.... Where are all the fat and ugly people on TV... Oh yeah, getting plastic work, and purging. Cat knocking shit down, scaring the shit out of the wife... Um, sex again... Not getting sex unless with myself... Um me self, me blimey chap... Sound like a foreskin arse hole with an English accent... I got me finga, stuck in me bum... Ha, nice try again, you tard... Sleep... God that sounds good... You know what else sounds good? Cheetos, and an orange soda pop... POP!
ok That was about 5 minutes worth... I am also like that tho...
I say it will take longer than it ever does... I am just tired and I am not even close to exploding out all my thoughts... Sorry to leave you all hangin but damn I am tired... This post was just some of my thoughts in a small time span...
Hope you all enjoyed a little piece of My2CENTS.....
2 comments:
LOL, dude, just came across your blog, and I love it... Funny shit!
What the hell!? Side boob?? Glad I could add a little to your evening. Sounds like you were on a roll last night, I'm almost sorry I slept through it. *almost.* At least then you wouldn't have been thinking about sex... with yourself. :P
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