10/16/2007

What did he just say....Part VI

Ok, So, hello everybody.... To all the boys, Hows It Hangin? To all the girls you there, How's it Smellin? Hopefully hangin and smellin well... Any who. Today I am on part six of, well, the above title. God, do I have to write every thing twice... Come on people work with me... Blahh Blahh... Do a little dance, make a little love, get AIDS tonight, um sorry, LOVE tonight.. But now days who knows right... NE who, the subject is, S-O-N-G-S... Oh yeah, had a few that like that last post about lyrics, so, here is another one....

The Song-COLBIE CAILLAT - BUBBLY
The Lyrics I am going to breaking down are these:
-I've been awake for a while now
-you've got me feelin like a child now
-cause every time i see your bubbly face
-i get the tinglies in a silly place
C: It starts in my toes and I crinkle my nose
where ever it goes i always know
you make me smile please stay for a while now
just take your time where ever you go

Now the one I made bold confuses me... SILLY PLACE? So, she gets these "tinglies" at a clown party? cause that is silly as hell... Does she get them at a Zoo? Cause that can get silly... Or maybe her head, cause she is wacked out... Maybe she is a little "silly" in the melon... Cause how I and others see this song is that this "silly" place is her, wait for it, wait for it, ok, her vagina... Now why would it be silly? Is she 2-6 years old when that body part might be silly? NO. Is she a girl with the "downs", when it also might be silly? NO.. Nope, none of these make any sense! So, is it that the song can't go like this-
-I get the tinglies in my vagina place-
That is probably it... Cause of two reasons..
1. It doesn't go with much of the rest of the song...
2. If she is getting tinglies down there it very well could be an STD... And to say vagina, would be saying that she has an STD. As we all know, singing about STD's, doesn't make that much money.
Also, to say vagina, would mean when they make the next Kids Bop CD, all those little kids would be singing vagina... But, I think that would be funny as hell... After they say vagina, all the boys would laugh and get all red in the face..
Now she continues to say that "It starts in my toes, and I crinkle my nose,", now this shit is getting serious... This chick could have an STD that affected her brain... Some kind of nerve damage or some shit... All going tourettsie and all hell.. She seems ok about these events tho...
So, I guess what I figured out is this-
Her Vagina has some sort of a tingle... But it doesn't stop there, it continues through her whole nervous system.. Fucks with her nose and feet and all that nonsense.. But does she say this-

IF THE TINGLES DON'T GO AWAY,
I WILL SEE A DOCTOR TODAY,
AND SEE IF THIS WILL LAST
AROUND FOR ANOTHER DAY.
AND IF THEY STAY,
I HOPE THEY HAVE PILLS I CAN TAKE,
CAUSE WITH THESE FEELINGS I CAN'T WALK STRAIGHT!!!!!!

No, she doesn't sing that in her song... But, if you want to be a good example, get it checked out...
Come on Colbie, you need to do this not only for you, or us, but for the damn kids....HA!

Ne way peeps, that is it for me tonight. Catch ya on the flip side... Take care.. And damnit, remember, this was just MY2CENTS!!!!!

7 comments:

Amanda said...

Thank you for writing about that song.

I fackin' HATE IT!!!!!

Stupid twat. The 'tingles in a silly place'? I just wanna slap her.

Anyway, funny. :)

Valley Girl said...

I'm smelling good! Like Chance by Chanel, in fact.

unclekracker26 said...

Aj- Hey glad I was able to bring out how you also feel in what I wrote..


And Valley Girl- Hey thankyou for your post.. Hoped you liked my little mess I have here... I am also glad your smellin well.. Ha! Thanks for your comment....

*Ren* said...

Wow, I have some serious catching up to do!! I'm going to finish by this weekend:)

unclekracker26 said...

Ren-LOL, yeah, I have been writing away... Check em out... And as always, let me know what you think.....

Anonymous said...

YOU ARE A DIRTY BOY

unclekracker26 said...

Anonymous- Hey, umm, thank you? or well, I don't know... Um thanks for the post...