Things that make you say... Um, what the F$#K?

So, commercials that make you want to place your hand, at the back of your head and gently bash your face into a brick wall... This is what I am going to be writing about today... One that sticks out at this very moment, is the bear commercial for TP.... There has been many of these, that have came out in the last 5 years. I think it is for Charmin Toilet Paper... First of these are bears... I don't understand the concept of having bears, that after they drop a couple turds, reach over and grab TP and wipe their asses... I mean come on! There are so many reasons that this would never work....

1. They are Bears!

2. They have razor sharp nails that can tear through human flesh with a small swipe...

3. Dingle berries! They have tons of hair, and the soft swoop, would move that poop... All up in their shit... Pardon the pun..

4. They would need more than any of those commercials show... They say shit like this, "You only need three pieces with this super absorbent Charmin..... ( Now I am big, but not the size of a bear and I use more than three... And when did crap become something that can absorb into anything?)

5. Verdict? Stupid ass commercial with no real point...

There Is also a commercial for something like Viagra. It is Cealice or something spelled like that.. It shows an old man and old woman in a Tub on a hill side.... What? In a Tub? How the fuck did that tub get there? Not by that old man.. He can barely get his weenie up, that weak ass guy ain't moving a 800lb tub by his lonesome.... And why the hell are they in a tub? Are they both in a old folks home and the CNA hasn't come to take them out yet? Make it real people... This is who I would make this sell....

What you do is show an old man in the kitchen... He reaches up into a cubbard... There he grabs a bottle. Pours the contents of two pills into his hand... He waits... About an hour later he walks up the steps... Shaking to beat hell, he gets to the bedroom... His nerves shot, he approaches his girl... And as quietly as possible says, "MARGIE YOU UP? HEY WOMAN WAKE UP, I HAVE A BONER AND 3 MORE HOURS TO USE IT... WAKE UP MARGIE!!!!!" He then stops. She doesn't wake.. He leans down to her side, all of the sudden he hears a snap. He breaks his hip.. He then presses his life alert button, cause of course, he can't get up... Cops show up, medicare agent shows up and Wilford Brimley (From Diabetic Supplies Commercials) shows up... Um, and the wife died days ago... Cealice, what a waste....

Commercials need to be more honest... Now days with most of the pills they advertise they have some of these warnings if not all.....

If you get a rash call the doctor right away...

Some side affects are BLEEDING FORM NOSE

ITCHING

BURNING

CRYING

LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY

YELLOW STOOL

BLEEDING FROM ANAL CAVITY

MOOD SWINGS

BLOATING

UNCONTROLLABLE BLEEDING FROM MOST HOLES IN BODY..

DRY EYES

Then they go and say, If you suffer from any of the following, or have done any of the following in the last week, do not take this product.....

SNEEZE

LAUGH

CRY

HAVE A BM

PEE

ITCH

SCRATCH

MOVE YOUR RIGHT ARM

WASH YOUR OWN GENITALS

IF YOU HAVE BREASTS, DO NOT TAKE

IF YOU HAVE A PENIS DO NOT TAKE...

IF ANYONE IN YOUR FAMILY IS NAME JIM, DO NOT TAKE...

IF YOU DON'T HAVE INSURANCE TO PAY 90 DOLLARS PER PILL, DO NOT TAKE...

IF YOU ARE AN US CITIZEN DO NOT TAKE...

YOU SHOULD NOT TAKE IF YOU KNOW YOUR ABC'S.....

I think you get my point... Come on TV people... Get your shit together.... Hey guys, remember. This was just MY2CENTS