This is just me feeling like crap, and taking once again a picture of myself..This is at Golf Shores, Al
LOL, wooooo, I am back... In the great state but not too great of a the state of Minnesota, ya you bet ya.... After being gone on the road down south for approximately, 15,840 hrs, which is 11 days, I am glad to be back.. Culture shock... Hard core.. I saw so many things that I couldn't and wouldn't have the time to right all them down. The trip started off with a bang. A lot of driving the first day, we finally reached our first stop out side of St. Louis around 9:30 pm... The next morning got up a started the next long driving trip.. I had GPS, but, instead of taking that things advice, I took the advice of my Jackass Uncle who thinks he is pretty smart. If there was a word I could use to describe his driving and lack of smarts I would use it; oh wait, there is, dumb ass, retard, little bastard, moron, idiot, douche bag, oh I want to punch him in his rocky Dennis looking face... NE way had to get that off my chest... So, we got to Tennessee. Everyone was amazing. People were so nice and polite that I just wanted to punch myself in the face.. Then I started thinking that there was something up.. Like, maybe these people are so nice cause they wanted to get me to trust them so they could kill me.. I mean think about it. In the hills of Tennessee, your from the north on a trip. God, by the time anyone knew there was something up, we would all be some family's retarded sons lunch. Ma can I get me some there red meat. Me hungry for some that soft northern boys rump.. Umm taste good, not like that there shit of mine I eat.. MMMMM... So, yeah. The I met my grandfather for the first time ever on the second day.. Yeah, first time... He went to Tennessee to find a house for my Grandma after Vietnam and never came back. Back in 1993, my Aunt did some searching and found him down there.......
We then headed off to the awesome state of Alabama.. Holy Shit Hole-ly.. When we hit state lines you saw how they lived... Right off the interstate there was an apartment complex, dump, I mean bad. This thing was out in the middle of nowhere... A couple of guys outside, cars on blocks, trash everywhere... Shit was cheap tho.. The sad part is, is that no one cares. If they charged more for things, more tax or something, they could put that back into that state. You saw tin shack gas stations, houses, and sheds.. You saw about fifty cars out side of a two bedroom house... It was messy. Sad.... But that is the north side of Alabama. The south Is crazy cool.. Amazing.. White sandy beaches, Big ass houses, and blue water...... Two different worlds; North Alabama, and South Alabama...
I got to puke on the awesome beaches. I was hella sick on the second day of being down there... Like, which end is it coming out of this time, sick.... I got to leave a little piece of me in about 10 different areas that day... The family that we stayed with where great... For the first time ever, I ate Shrimp Gumbo... Ummm, I would rather eat out the ass of a dead possum... Oh, my, God... Just thinking about Gumbo, makes me want to blow, ahhhhh, shit enough with that part.... Yuck.. The lady, her name was Becky... Her husband, Rusty... Becky use to weigh about 300lbs.. Now she weighs about 140lbs at the most... If she stuck out her arms to the side, in a fast wind, she would actually lift off the ground.. She has extra skin, enough to make at least 5 saddles for horses... Or even 50-75 belts.... But she was nice... Her daughter.... Oh my, where to start... OK, to describe her daughter lets do it this way... She is about 28, two kids, who the courts have taking away for her, and given full custody to her mom, Becky. She has an attitude that she is all that, but yet, she looks like a poster girl for what you look like when you smoke crack, die, and have your body resumed in 5 years... Her girls are awesome... A little loud at times, but, they are kids and they were very polite...
Good times... I can, and will get into a little more detail with the pictures I post... Until then... Hey This was just MY2CENTS
LOL, wooooo, I am back... In the great state but not too great of a the state of Minnesota, ya you bet ya.... After being gone on the road down south for approximately, 15,840 hrs, which is 11 days, I am glad to be back.. Culture shock... Hard core.. I saw so many things that I couldn't and wouldn't have the time to right all them down. The trip started off with a bang. A lot of driving the first day, we finally reached our first stop out side of St. Louis around 9:30 pm... The next morning got up a started the next long driving trip.. I had GPS, but, instead of taking that things advice, I took the advice of my Jackass Uncle who thinks he is pretty smart. If there was a word I could use to describe his driving and lack of smarts I would use it; oh wait, there is, dumb ass, retard, little bastard, moron, idiot, douche bag, oh I want to punch him in his rocky Dennis looking face... NE way had to get that off my chest... So, we got to Tennessee. Everyone was amazing. People were so nice and polite that I just wanted to punch myself in the face.. Then I started thinking that there was something up.. Like, maybe these people are so nice cause they wanted to get me to trust them so they could kill me.. I mean think about it. In the hills of Tennessee, your from the north on a trip. God, by the time anyone knew there was something up, we would all be some family's retarded sons lunch. Ma can I get me some there red meat. Me hungry for some that soft northern boys rump.. Umm taste good, not like that there shit of mine I eat.. MMMMM... So, yeah. The I met my grandfather for the first time ever on the second day.. Yeah, first time... He went to Tennessee to find a house for my Grandma after Vietnam and never came back. Back in 1993, my Aunt did some searching and found him down there.......
We then headed off to the awesome state of Alabama.. Holy Shit Hole-ly.. When we hit state lines you saw how they lived... Right off the interstate there was an apartment complex, dump, I mean bad. This thing was out in the middle of nowhere... A couple of guys outside, cars on blocks, trash everywhere... Shit was cheap tho.. The sad part is, is that no one cares. If they charged more for things, more tax or something, they could put that back into that state. You saw tin shack gas stations, houses, and sheds.. You saw about fifty cars out side of a two bedroom house... It was messy. Sad.... But that is the north side of Alabama. The south Is crazy cool.. Amazing.. White sandy beaches, Big ass houses, and blue water...... Two different worlds; North Alabama, and South Alabama...
I got to puke on the awesome beaches. I was hella sick on the second day of being down there... Like, which end is it coming out of this time, sick.... I got to leave a little piece of me in about 10 different areas that day... The family that we stayed with where great... For the first time ever, I ate Shrimp Gumbo... Ummm, I would rather eat out the ass of a dead possum... Oh, my, God... Just thinking about Gumbo, makes me want to blow, ahhhhh, shit enough with that part.... Yuck.. The lady, her name was Becky... Her husband, Rusty... Becky use to weigh about 300lbs.. Now she weighs about 140lbs at the most... If she stuck out her arms to the side, in a fast wind, she would actually lift off the ground.. She has extra skin, enough to make at least 5 saddles for horses... Or even 50-75 belts.... But she was nice... Her daughter.... Oh my, where to start... OK, to describe her daughter lets do it this way... She is about 28, two kids, who the courts have taking away for her, and given full custody to her mom, Becky. She has an attitude that she is all that, but yet, she looks like a poster girl for what you look like when you smoke crack, die, and have your body resumed in 5 years... Her girls are awesome... A little loud at times, but, they are kids and they were very polite...
Good times... I can, and will get into a little more detail with the pictures I post... Until then... Hey This was just MY2CENTS
2 comments:
very funny, thanks for making me laugh again, it's been too long(tear) and WELCOME BACK!
wow you are funny..and you made it back...with out becoming someones dinner. great blog..was having withdraws.
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