Crazy Ass Stuff...

LOOK MOM AND DAD, THIS NICE FREAKY MAN GAVE US AQUA DOTS!

HE SAID, WE COULD EAT THEM IF WE WANT TO....

OK it is now 11:36 pm and I am not even close to b tired.. I know I need the sleep and I should be drained, considering last night, was the craziest night I had in a while... First off let me start of by saying, "Way to fuck up the dreams of NY Giants Fans every where, Cowboys!" 8-1 not a bad start to the season..... OK, I will continue. So, Saturday night, the company I work for had its yearly Christmas party.. Yes, I know, that is really freakin early, but, the owner leaves for Arizona on the 15th.. So, we all went out to TK Steak House (One of the nicest places in town) for the meal.. Prime Rib and some sides.. I start off with 5 Long Islands and I really wasn't feeling too bad. We then rolled over to do some bowling.. Got a beer tower and started hitting that pretty hard... I put down about 6 beers out of that.. The some of us went to the bar afterwards. I drank about 6 glasses there.. So, to put this all together, I had about 25 shots of alcohol, and 11 beers.. I don't really drink, ever. So, my wife was driving a co-worker home and I was in the front passenger side.. We made a couple of turns and that did it for me.. I ended up throwing up my nut sack for a couple of seconds.. We dropped him off at his place, drove to ours and I threw up again.. Got upstairs and yes, did it again.. I felt like shit.. Um, crazy ass stuff right there. But, it just confirmed why I don't drink that much, if at all really..



Now to my bitch of the week...



Aqua Dots, what the fuck... I guess child petties every where got all horny and shit when they heard about this... If you haven't heard about this, then chances are, you are retarded and you don't see any form of news... Aqua Dots are balls of water covered in a coating and when put them together, you can make all types of cool shit... You could make birds, cars, buildings, cats, dogs, coffins, grave stones, and rape little kids.... Yes, you can do all of this, with this amazing new toy.... Buy Aqua Dots, and your kids will love you forever! Only cause they are dead, and even then, I doubt they love you at all... So, they (And in "They", I mean the stupid fucking morons that make this shit) find out that the Aqua Dot coating was changed some how and it has the same side affects as the "Date Rape" drug... OMG!!!! How does that happen.. How does this coating contain anything, that is in that drug... Honestly, I am all for bringing in shit from the out side but fuck me wheeling, this is raw ass shit.... Between the Lead and the Aqua Dot shit, and the bird flu, and Yao Ming, man we are just getting screwed.. And I don't mean the, "hey, this is going to hurt a little, but just relax, I got lube", screwed.. I mean the, "I am going to do this nice and hard and you will feel it, but there is nothing you can do about it, you little bitch"... Stop imports!!! Just stop until we know for sure, that we all won't die, just to save a few bucks... These ass wipes are attacking our fucking kids... Lets just get it together people... But yeah, nothing more from me... Remember ladies and gents, this was MY2CENTS!!!!