Give Thanks.... Or just bitch about shit....

" Hey, where the fuck is Big Bird?"

"He went hunting with Cheney said he'd be back in an hour!"

So, with Thanksgiving coming around the bend, like Favre on Joe Bucks ass, we need to think about all to give thanks for... I have many reasons to be thankful... So, here is my list...



1. My family! (Amanda, Evan and New baby, either Kennedy or Lincoln)



2. Having a job..



3. Having a roof over my head..



4. Never being a young kid at Never Never Land... Which should be changed to, Well Maybe Once and Don't Tell Your Parents Land...



5. Never being in an "PIE" eating contest with Rosie O'Donnell.. I heard that bitch, can eat her some "PIE".



6. I never had to go hunting with Dick (trigger slipper) Cheney..



7. I am thankful that Dog The Bounty Hunter realized he wasn't black.... I guess having a mullet does make you a retard.



8. I am thankful for VH1's Best Week Ever, for if it wasn't for them I would of never found that sick ass site called http://www.2girls1cup.com/ God, I was sickened to my core... And it was funny..



9. I am thankful for the TV NEWS. If it wasn't for those damn reporters, I wouldn't see how fucked up other peoples lives were.. I mean really when I get down I watch the news and hear shit like this, " Today there was a 3 car pile up on, blah, blah, blah, 6 people died. One death, was a little retarded girl, coming back from the mall after shoe shopping... HOW THE FUCK DO THESE GUYS KNOW THIS SHIT ALREADY.. FREAKY BASTARDS!!!! A small smile ends up on my face, "I guess my life really ain't so bad."



10. I am thankful for The Soup (E!).. When I feel really "good" nothing perks me up like that show.. God, that Joe is fucking funny.. Thank you E!, as for that Ryan Seacrest, please shot that bitch in the head... He's a DOUCHE bag...



Well peeps, that is just a few things I am thankful for... I just want to wish you all a happy Thanksgiving, and remember, this was just MY2CENTS!!!!!!