My god, what a crazy ass day... I am just all fucked up and such.. I feel like I have the body of a 80 year old, minus the 4 hour erection and flabby muscles.... Just feel sore and shit.. I am a little baby some times, but I did twist my knee today and that really sucks nuts.. Sooooo, people how was your day? Um, what? Hello? oh yeah, on the blog, no one can respond and shit.. As you all can see my blog has a new thing... Its a rating.. My rating is NC17... Oh shit, that is funny and below is the reasons why my rating is NC17...
shit (25x)
ass (21x)
bitch (15x)
dick (12x)
hell (6x)
fucking (5x)
bastard (2x)
crap (1x)
I used these words a lot... And that only does the front page... That doesn't even do the
other posts.. I laugh every time I see that rating... I just, I don't know... So, on the down side to doing this, is that i have to advertise for this Dating Service, tards, but it makes the blog look bad ass....
My bitching of the day.... Old people driving.... My god, every time I see an old person driving I clinch my ass cheeks together.. I don't get scared easily, but, when you see that 4 foot 2 inch, blue hair lady peeking over the wheel, well, I just want to hit her before she hits me... I think there should be an age limit for the oldies.. Maybe 65, and after that, walk your slow ass to a bus, taxi, or to a rascal... I once watched this old lady "Make" a parking spot in between 2 cars.. She scraped both all the way in.. Then when she got done she couldn't figure out why she couldn't get out of her car... I don't think you could even get a pube in between those cars.. Dumb bitch... God, I mean really, what the fuck... Have you ever watched a old man or woman walk to their car and said, "What the fuck?" I have!!! I saw an old man take around 5 Min's to walk maybe 50 steps, he then jumped into his damn Buick and drove off... I just want to slash their fucking tires.... I was in a near fucked up accident because of an old man.. He was on a bypass and turned left on a red arrow and was t-boned by a semi... Both the semi and the truck missed the front of my truck by about 5ft... I ran down to help and heard screaming, it sounded like a women and I was all like, "Ma'am are you alright? Don't move lady! Just stay there, help is on the way...." Come to find out it was a old man... DAMN
Get their asses off the damn streets... This was just MY2CENTS, FUCK!!!!!
ass (21x)
bitch (15x)
dick (12x)
hell (6x)
fucking (5x)
bastard (2x)
crap (1x)
I used these words a lot... And that only does the front page... That doesn't even do the
other posts.. I laugh every time I see that rating... I just, I don't know... So, on the down side to doing this, is that i have to advertise for this Dating Service, tards, but it makes the blog look bad ass....
My bitching of the day.... Old people driving.... My god, every time I see an old person driving I clinch my ass cheeks together.. I don't get scared easily, but, when you see that 4 foot 2 inch, blue hair lady peeking over the wheel, well, I just want to hit her before she hits me... I think there should be an age limit for the oldies.. Maybe 65, and after that, walk your slow ass to a bus, taxi, or to a rascal... I once watched this old lady "Make" a parking spot in between 2 cars.. She scraped both all the way in.. Then when she got done she couldn't figure out why she couldn't get out of her car... I don't think you could even get a pube in between those cars.. Dumb bitch... God, I mean really, what the fuck... Have you ever watched a old man or woman walk to their car and said, "What the fuck?" I have!!! I saw an old man take around 5 Min's to walk maybe 50 steps, he then jumped into his damn Buick and drove off... I just want to slash their fucking tires.... I was in a near fucked up accident because of an old man.. He was on a bypass and turned left on a red arrow and was t-boned by a semi... Both the semi and the truck missed the front of my truck by about 5ft... I ran down to help and heard screaming, it sounded like a women and I was all like, "Ma'am are you alright? Don't move lady! Just stay there, help is on the way...." Come to find out it was a old man... DAMN
Get their asses off the damn streets... This was just MY2CENTS, FUCK!!!!!
3 comments:
LOL!! I am all for that. Too many old people cause accidents. But then again.. too many young people cause accidents too. We should just ban them both. But that's just me and my 2 cents... oh wait... can I say that??
Hmmm...wonder what my rating would be...
Um, not to good Valley Girl... I think you could be right up there with me....
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