I FEEL PAIN IN THIS ARM, I THINK IT'S MY TUNNEL AGAIN. DAMN CARPO!!!!
God, I really was thinking tonight, and maybe too much... I was thinking, what in the fucks name of damn would it be like to be a Wal-Mart greeter!!! I mean really... 99.9% of the time the greeter is someone tapping on the door step of death.. Hella old... I mean so old that moving a cart gives them a stress fracture in their hip... DAMN... Guess what Wal-Mart, I know that you bastards did some survey and it came up that people like to be greeted, but, not me!!! Plus, and maybe it is how I look, but, those greeters always seem to stare at me, like I am going to steal a cart... God, I go in there and this shit happens....... I will continue, but, this is true, it happened about 4years ago...
I start walking into Wal-Mart and see a greeter, they smile at me and this is what was said...
Greeter-"Good morning!"
Me-"Good morning!"
Greeter-"WHAT?"
Me-"Good Morning!!!!!"
Greeter-"WHAT'S BORING?"
Me-"What?"
Greeter-"What?"
Me-"What? Nothing, I just said good morning."
Greeter-"YOU SAY IT IS POURING?"
At that point I said fuck it and walked my ass away.. When I go there, I don't want to have a convo with an 80 year old... I want to buy some cheap shit and leave... Bottom line...
And what in gods name is wal-mart thinking... If someone stole something, these oldies are Wal-Marts last line of defense... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Those fossils are not strong, and they are not big, so, Wal-Marts kinda, well, fucked.... But, fuck big corps like Wal-Mart, they try to make the world a better place don't they?!?!? That is just MY2CENTS
2 comments:
hahaha! funny! I don't like those greeters much either! I think that it makes walking into wal-mart awkward....they always try to get you a cart, but you can prolly get to it faster....if you don't take the one they give you you look like an ass...I never thought about them being 'wal-mart's last line of defense' that made me laugh!! I wanna know how many times they get ignored when they say hi to people....
EH-Yeah, I hear that... Thank you for your post... I will not ever discard your posts, ever.... But glad you liked it...
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