WARNING- THIS POST CONTAINS WORDS AND PHRASES THAT WILL MAKE SOME SAD AND OTHERS MAD.. F-U

ME WHEN I AM 70! KISS MY ASS

I am sooooo fucking sick and tired of writing the same shit.... Blahh Blah, my wife and I are not seeing eye to eye.. I miss my son.... I fucking hate people, little cunts who use there cunt cards to piss me off... I think there should be a fuck all little bitches in the ass day... Oh I don't like anything around that area, well, to fucking bad bitch... (Oh bye the way, I am taking applications from any one who wants me to tea bag them) I hate fucking dealing with the same shit and bitching about it... Whats up V? You know who you are.. Why don't you leave feed back more often? L- do you really like this blog or do you read it cause your fucking board.... AH- what the fuck man, write something.... But yeah, what ever, here is a song that somes up my feelings......



Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck GusFuck Darius

Fuck the west coast, and fuck everybody on the east Eat shit and die, or fuck off at least

Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rulers

Kings and Queens and gold jewelers

Fuck wine coolers

Fuck chickens, fuck ducks

Everybody in your crew sucks, punk mother fucks

Fuck critics, fuck your review Even if you like me, fuck you

Fuck your mom, fuck your mom's momma

Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dali Llama

Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forrest Gump

You probably like it in the rump

Fuck a shoe pump, fuck the real deal and fuck all the fakes

Fuck all fifty two states! Oooo, and fuck you

Fuck Oprah, fuck opera, fuck a soap opera

Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker

Fuck your girlfriend, I probably did her already

Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, Jump Steady

My homie, fuck him, what are you gonna do?(Fuck that bitch, fuck you!) Yeah well fuck you too

Don't bother tryin to analyze these rhymes In this song I say fuck ninety three times

Fuck the president, fuck your welfare

Fuck your government and fuck Fred Bear

Fuck Nugent, like anybody gives a fuck You like to hunt a lot, so fuckin what?!

Fuck disco, Count of Monte Crisco

Fuck Cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco

And fuck everyone who went down with the Titanic, in a panic I'm like fuck you, AHHHHH!!!!Fuck Celine Dion and fuck Dionne Warwick You both make me sick, suck my dick

Fuck the Berlin Wall, both sides of it

And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is

Fuck everybody in the hemisphere

Fuck them across the world, and fuck them right here

You know the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge in Delray onJefferson? FUCK HIM!

Fuck your idea, fuck your gonnoreha

Fuck your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia

Fuck your wife, your homie did, he's fuckin you

Fuck the police and the 5-0 too

Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe

Fuck everybody inside Whoever's on the cover, fuck his mother

Fuck your little brother's homie from around the wayAnd fuck Violent J!



I highlighted certain things I feel soooo yeah.... Hey YOU! Yeah you know who I am talking to! You feel it when you are reading.. Hit me up with some lines.. I am talking to YOU!!!!!
HEY YOU ALL-THANKS FOR READING
This was just MY2CENTS

My Lovely 100th Post!!!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt!!!!!! I'm starting to think my life is becoming regular.. You know, boring, sad, pathetic, and just blahhh... I get up in the morning about 7:15 and rub my eyes. I slowly walk to the chair, were my towel, from the morning before,
hangs lazily over the top... I slide my feet slowly across the carpet towards the bathroom... Blurry eyes keep me from peeking through my lids... I open the door and lean over the toilet and of course, Begin to piss... Ahhhhh.. Yeah that feels good... I step into the bath tub and take a warm soothing shower.. Water covering my body like a warm blanket.. I lean against the shower as to hope, that it holds me up for a few minutes... I get out, get dressed, and head down stairs. The air opens my dry lungs to let me breath... I look over to the store and just shake my head, knowing that another conflict is right over the corner.... And then I drive the truck to the store and my day pushes on... I come home and lay on the couch as I flip through the channels on the TV... "Oh, nothing on?" I think. "Fuck it, I'll watch the catholic channel!"

Sorry people that's just a piece of life that I wanted to write about....



Sooooooo, today I had a doctor appointment for this cough that has been around for about 2 months... I also have had some other issues with my health, ones that have worried me in the last year... I won't know what is really wrong with me till the blood tests come back... I get worried cause I know I haven't been the healthiest little whore on the block, but then again, I know more people that are worse ( like fatter and not as much muscle mass and are just filthy little fuckies) and are still kicking.. Sooo, yeah.... I also was called an ass today... LOL, fuck me, ha, I am an ass... I get off on it... I guess it helps me cope with losing people who are close to me... I know that doesn't make since, but in my world it does... See, if I can be a DICK, or ASSHOLE, then I keep people at a distance... I hate being fucked over and it happens a lot... So, in retrospect, I am going to fuck you, before you fuck me.... I have burnt many bridges that way, but, screw it.... I am a dirty little prick, with dirty little intentions... I enjoy conflict and pressure.. What I don't enjoy is little fuck heads with no life experience, thinking they know me, or whats going on... So, I am going to single out someone right now.... ( This person will know that I am talking about them! Fuck it)

Hey you... You think you know whats going on huh? You filthy little fuck... You ain't got a clue.. You don't get me or life! The only thing you will get, is an STD, cause your fucking stupid... You think your mind games and shit you do and don't do bothers me? Your damn retarded if you do... You don't know me like you think you do... Your connection with me is fucking done... To tell you the truth, you and I have been done for awhile... I think that you are the dumbest piece of shit that I have met... Try to play games with me, and guess what, you'll lose.... Fuck, you will lose big... When you see me, don't say a word... IF you lie about me or try to better yourself by saying shit about me, I will ruin you.... When you grow up, you can try to be "REAL" with me all you want... Sooooooooo, in closing, do me a favor... Wake up tomorrow, walk to your car. Get in. Start it.. Put in drive.. Put your foot on the gas, you dumb fuck.. Drive your car to the nearest intersection.... Wait for the semi.... Then drive right into or in front of this semi.... Following that, DIE!!!!!!

So, I am an asshole and I prob will lose some readers... Guess what... You are reading my private Blog.... If you don't like what I write, fuck yourself, and when you do, send me video or pictures, online porn is boring............ This is just MY2CENTS!!!!!!!!!!

1000 + Freakin ama-za-zing!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH, 1000 +

Holy freaking crap... I have had a lot of visits to my Blog... 1000 plus... That's crazy... It makes me sniffle a bit... I never thought that this page would be looked at that much... I invision that in a year, my blog will be hit more than, a white trash lady mouthing off too her husband..... Which to me makes me a happy, happy man... I mean come on (my face), I can't believe this... I would like to thank my fans. You five are amazing to stick by me.. And be board off your asses, to care so much... Soooooooooo.... Wow, I feel like I should have balloons or something.. Maybe I will just hang my balls over the screen when I post this... But then again it is cold and hanging my balls might not do it... sooo instead, THANK YOU!!!!!!

BEFORE SHE CHEATS

Now to my post of the nite.... Yes, I know people, I posted in the morning, but................ I am sitting here thinking of what to post, and something comes to mind so here it is............ Last Thursday I was driving with Ben(co-worker) to a delivery south of town. As I drove I saw in the distance a duck standing in the middle of the road. Suddenly I start thinking, " what in gods name are you doing little ducky?" Is this duck mad at the world or something? Did this duck go home to find his wife with a loon? Did he just drink to much green water and get lost?


NE Way as we got close to the duck I saw another duck laying in the road. It was hit, and flopping around, barely hanging on to life. Sadness. The other duck didn't move an inch at all. I went flying by about 60 and nothin... The duck stood there by its mate... Till death, they stand together. Till death, the never hinder... Till death, they stay by each other sides...

In life I think we all wonder what the grass is like on the other side... We find reasons, at times, to be unhappy... We wonder if something else will make us happy.. We fantasize over different things and people... We walk away... We hurt each other.. We run away... If we would stand by each other like ducks or loons do, there would be no pain because of broken family's....

That's just MY2CENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asian Kid and Snow Vagina's

GET DOWN YOU LITTLE ASIAN KID!

Hello people. It is Sunday the, um, 14? or is it the 15? Ah fugg it.. I see that my last post got some people worried and all ready to slap it up... Let me state, that is not my intention. I just, yeah, like write in this blog of mine and take some feed back from nice people like you all..........

I stayed in Monte yesterday, and I had a really good time. Went to wally world with the fam and got some clothes for Evan, and some teeth whitening shit for myself.. I kinda am getting sick of my stained teeth, and I am going to do something about it... I think that is my biggest insecure thing, my teeth... My own fault tho, from years of smoking and drinking pop, coffee, and beer, then you have the drug use for about 4 years and they take a beating.... So, I will start there and move down to the rest of the things I don't like... I think the only thing I got going for me is my amazing personality.... Yeah, fuck that... or could it be that the combined size of my biceps is 37"?(Yes that is a little egotistical) or could it be that I have a great future has a delivery "boy"? God, I am screwed!

I GUESS HE DID GET SOME, DIDN'T HE!?!?!

So, on with my thoughts on the day................ As I stayed up there I was smoking a cig (of course) by the window of Amanda's bedroom. I glanced out the window to see a little Asian kid making snow vagina's..... Yeah, snow vagina's... I began to wonder, "Why in the world are you making snow vagina's you little Asian kid?" As I watched, it got me also thinking, did Frosty the Snow man ever get laid before he melted? God I hope so... I mean if this little Asian kid could make the vagina, could someone give, or make Frosty, a penis? In my world, frosty and that fat snow man from the start of the Rudolph movie are lovers and they keep it a secret cause that would sure piss off Santa and all of his cult followers, I mean elves....

Sorry peeps, nothing to serious today, but damn, this is only MY2CENTS......... I will be back tonight, shit, maybe....... peace in.......

HONESTY OVER PRIDE!!!!!!!

Well, today, it has been a week since the family left. I guess it really hits me when I walk into a very empty apartment. I sit on the couch and slowly look around. White walls are the only things that stare back at me. There is no laughter from my son. There is no smell of food cooking on the stove. No wife to ask me how my day was. And honestly this is probably my fault. I sometimes wonder if we made the right choice in leaving each other. As I sit here and write in this venting space of mine I feel a bit sick... Sick like I have lost my soul. Sick like my heart is missing a large chunk. I have some friends around, but really, no one with good honest advice. Some are dating, some are single, and well others just don't have a fucking clue... I want to talk with some one but there isn't anyone. All I get from people is, "I wish I knew what to tell you." And other bullshit statements.

You want to tell me something? Tell me why is that everything I touch, I fuck up. Tell me that. Tell me why you want to bullshit with me and not really truly care about me. Tell me why you all are so, self centered, and its all about you and you ask me for answers about your problems and I try to give you something, and then you never return my needs.......... I really shouldn't put any of my problems on any one. Its my life and my fuck up... So, I will just shut my mouth about my issues, and not share them... But next time I get a question about something, so petty and simple, I will probably just laugh and walk away. NOW THIS IS NOT A BITCHING SESSION ABOUT ANYONE PERSON!!!!!!!!!



Today, I was going to stay up in Monte and stay with the wife and kid.. Once again, I fucked shit up... I got into an argument with Amanda and I ended up, being told to leave.. Shit! I never know when to just leave shit alone.... I guess the up side to all this today, is that, for about 2hours I got to see them... I need to vent... I have been hurt. Yes, me, big tough guy Josh, has been hurt... I need some peace... Fuck me......... I want to smash my face into this damn screen right now.... I want to jump off a tall structure.... I want happiness. I want to be alright. I want to truly care about shit.....



My greatest fear is to lose my greatest joy!!!!!!

My Family!!!!!!!

MR. LONELY!!!!

ALL ALONE!!! LIKE THIS TREE, KIND OF!
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN OLD PEOPLE OR STUPID KIDS DRIVE!

So, what is today? Um, god, its the 7Th, and I have been all alone for about 5days.... and yes it sucks nuts... A lot of playin um, with, um, myself... Yeah I said it.... spankin it raw... Got to get out the icy-hot. well, maybe not that shit..... I am in this empty apartment. All I have is a couch, TV and a computer... And beer, and my PS3, and my clothes, and that's it... I miss the fam. I think about them a lot... I just..... yeah....





Sooooooo, I am going to do the new thing. well actually not new. I saw it on TV, Lewis Blacks show.. But I am going to mix it up a bit.... I am going to talk about two things that get me pissed, and then, make a verdict on what pisses me off more....





1. Old people driving cars- Now I am not talking about 50's-60's old... I am talking about, Holy shit your still alive, how did the balls of T-Rex smell, old..... These people are fucking deadly... They drive about 5-7mph, on city roads, and 15-35mph on the highway. You assholes!!!!! Get off the roads... God, who gives these old people the eye test... Its gotta be retards... Stop driving the wrong way down one ways. Stop going threw stop lights. Stop fucking driving... Take the bus, or just do us a favor and pass!!!!! You have seen the resurrection of Christ, you can go now... You don't know how to use your blinker and when you get out of the car, you shake to beat hell... I almost want to hand you my orange juice to mix up the pulp... FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!





2. 15-19 year olds driving- OHHHHHHH, you little shit heads... Mommy and daddy let you drive their car. Or better yet, they buy you one... You pricks... Stop straight piping out your trucks. I get it... You are not getting pussy, and you are a pussy, one that prob fucks sheep, and your a little insecure about that. But get this... I don't think your tuff. I want to shove that pipe up your ass, and ride you around... Hey, you little bitchy girls... Your also not cool... Your only goal is not to end up with an std... but 1 in 4 will....... so, enjoy... I love how you drive around blaring your music and singing and texting... Stop being whores and get your shit together.... I want to gather all your parents and slap them with my wiener... They are retards..... Stop acting cool. Your not cool. You are minors. That means your not important right now... When your 18, you can be losers then.





VERDICT- THEY BOTH BLOW!!! LETS JUST PUT ALL THE OLDIES AND YOUNG DUMB KIDS TOGETHER ON A TRACK AND LET THEM KILL OFF THEM SELVES!!!!!





That's just MY2CENTS!!!!!!!

Holy freaking camolie, where the hell have you all been?

Damn, it has been a while. And as I sit and ponder why, I realize that I don't give a rats ass why... But I am back. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, where do I start. My daughter will be here soon. My baby girl. My little angel. Yep, soon she will be in my arms, and I will again melt like a piece of cheese on a hot plate. (UM, YEAH THAT IS THE BEST WAY I COULD EXPRESS THAT RIGHT NOW.)

My wife and I are going our own ways. She is moving out on the 2ND of April. And that is killer. What else could I fuck up. But, right now it is what is best for our kids.... I really don't have too much to say. I have this small eye infection and it makes me cry. Not boo hoo cry, but it looks like I am always sad, and well that pisses me off.....

Um, what else is up in my world... I have been sick lick all the time.. I think I am dying and that blows monkey balls...

Now, on to my bitching, oh yeah, here it comes.... I am a loser. Yeah, I watch American Idol. And why? I have no damn Idea why I do. I don't vote. I don't really give a crap who wins, but yet, I am sucked into this f-ed up little thing. So tonight I watched the kids sing, and well, they all sucked large nuts. My opinion tho... They do little skits and shit like that and act like they care about what people think. Well my feelings are that once you make it to Hollywood, your tainted. And you become a little bastard or be-atch... Come on America, vote for these retards and inflate there ego's...... Yeah... I think that David Archaletta(s/p) is the anti-Christ and is just waiting to take all our souls to hell.... As for that tall blond, acting so Innocent. Right, you know she has whips and chains at home to get a little dirty... And CHE-CRAPPY, or what ever his name is, YOU SUCK!!!! Do the world a favor and go back to being airport security, cause then you can check my sack...... Moron....

NE way people, I am back, and thank you to all that asked for me back.......... This was just MY2CENTS.....

Hello Everyone!!!!!

Thanks for the great year people!!!!! It's going to be hard to top that..

But I will do my damndest!!!!!

Hey, it's been a long time, I shouldn't left you, without a dope beat, to step to, step to...

Guess who's back with a brand new rap, and I don't mean rap, as in a new case...... Blah blah blah..... So I started face book... And it is going well, ok... I have really came into a new dumb ass life.. Face book is great if you can find these awesome friends... It blows ass if you only have 16.... Shit, Andy Dick face has more friends then I do.. Or maybe cause all my other friends are either stoners, or have real lives... Who cares? Not you... Well fine... But don't expect me to add you as my friend...
Ok I was playin... I guess I am not asking for people, I just think it would be nice... I mean damn... 780 some people come to this retarded excuse for a blog, and I have no one.. That's bull spit... So, think about what I said.... I will write more some other time, when I have time to bitch...

No title, is the title.....

Man look at all those smiles.. In all those ailses

As ponder, how I want to kick my ass, for saying ponder, I think over the way cool day I had.... And by cool, I mean, fucked up.... It all started about 8:15 this morning... So, on Saturdays I do sales... I got up. got naked, and rub myself slowly as not to wake myself up... Cause I was tired as hell... And the shower is calming... What did you guys think I was talking about... Sick ass bastards.... So, I grab my slacks and then a black sweater... This awesome black sweater had little white shit on it..... So, that pissed me off... Get to work, and a lot of dumb ass people come in and ask a ton of dumb questions.... It gets to about 3:00, this suppose to be the time when we close... About 5 different people walk in... You bastards... You dumb ass losers... Why in gods name did you come in at 3? There is a sign on the door saying " Saturday 9-3". You, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Cockass bastards!!!!!!!

NE way, as i finally left an hour later, I went home... I then go to get some groceries, and this is where it all went down.... I went to this store called Hy-Vee... A damn helpful smile in every aisle... Well, no helpful smiles any where... I get the damn food and dipes and what not... I get to the counter and start throwing shit on the belt...(Not real shit... I meant food... I am not an ape) I get up to the checkout.. And watch the cracked out bagger, bag the food... I wonder if the reason mo st baggers ask if plastic is OK, is cause they want to rap it around their faces and suffocate themselves, for being baggers!!!!! So, I get done there and walk out into the nipple killing cold.. I get to my car and put the food in... As I got done,I realized something, Where in the fack is my BLACK CHERRY COLA(Hy-Vee brand)... Damn, cracked out retard forgot my black cherry cola... Damn him, now that just chaps my ass... I go back in there with rage. Ready to tare that bagger an new hole... He wasn't there.. It is like by some grace and mercy that little crack-y homeless bastard was just, poof, gone... I then proceed to tap the cashier on the back... Hey you forgot my black cherry cola!!!

Sorry sir, its not here..

Well, do you know where my black cherry cola went?

Well, sorry sir, its not here... I will look around the corner... Nope! Sorry!

At this point I am like "What the fuck happened to my black cherry cola? I want the damn cola"!

Sorry, um, did you even buy the cola sir?

What? Did I buy the black cherry cola? You damn right, it's on my receipt..

Well, there is nothing I can do sir..

At this point I turned and walked away. Why? You might ask.. I don't know.. I got in the car and this was my drive home....

GODDAMNBASTARDASS MOTHERFUCKERS FORGOT MY DAMN BLACK CHERRY COLA!!! WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE? THEY THINK THEY CAN JUST SCREW SOMEONE OUT OF THEIR BLACK CHERRY COLA? THEY ARE WRONG!!! DEAD WRONG!!!

I got home told my wife. She called the manager and got it all worked out... This asshole here.. He is getting his BLACK CHERRY COLA(Hy-Vee brand)

Thank you Hy-Vee!! Thank you for being so great... I will shop there again....

Hey you all, this was just some of MY2CENTS

Oh, they like me...They really, really like me.......

They really do, I feel it when they look at me!!!!

People are so damn fake.... Show me one person in this whole fucking world that really cares, and I will show you the biggest liar in this whole fucking world.... MY2CENTS

Ha, act like you don't know!!!!!!!

P.S. if that sentence made you think I was talking about you.....Well then um, think about it more, cause I probably was.............

My Post!!!!

How I feel right at this moment!!!!

A lot of shit happened!!!!

The End.....

Why people quit reading!!!

I'M KINDA A POTTY MOUTH......

So, as of late, I have lost many, um, readers... They all say the same thing...

"Josh, your post is naughty and you have a dirty mouth."

I say to that, " You really don't have a clue how dirty I can be!" Wink, Wink! Smile! I am a verbal person.. This is my outlet.. This blog is kinda of popular, yet hardly anyone posts on this damn thing... Listen, don't hate on my blog, hate on me!!! Cause this is me, this is all me! Come on, is it that my blog brings out maybe a freaky side of people, they never knew they had? Is it that my words are so dirty, that people just get all the tinglies, in their silly places and such? I love that people love and hate this thing, but please, take it out on me... Not my poor blog...

Oh me, oh my, I just blew it in her eye!!!!



I PROMISED I WOULD NOT BEG, BUT, PLEASE COME BACK, I WILL MISS YOU!!!!!

Trust me, I know the people who don't want to read any more, but can I entice you... What if I talked about sex? Would that help? Um, how about, Ugly Betty? Um, how about, I guess I have nothing... Um, one last thing..............................................................................................Vagina!!!! I had to say it!!! Well, sorry I have lost some, but, hope to gain many more.... Penis out, oh, she-it I meant Peace out... People this was just MY2CENTS!!!!!!

Oh, snap and well, krackle and pop!!!!

SO, NOW THE COWBOYS ARE THE CLASS OF THE NFC!!!! WELL, FOR NOW!!! AS IT STANDS WE ARE LOOKING AT THE SUPER BOWL WITH 4 REG. SEASON GAMES LEFT..

11-1 IS A GREAT START TO A SEASON...

I KNOW, SOME PEOPLE OUT THERE DON'T GIVE A CRAP, BUT, DAMN, MY WISH KINDA CAME TRUE... FARVE LEFT HURT IN 2nd QUARTER... HA, PUSSY!!!!!!!

OLDIE, BUT A GOODIE!!!!!

I FEEL PAIN IN THIS ARM, I THINK IT'S MY TUNNEL AGAIN. DAMN CARPO!!!!

God, I really was thinking tonight, and maybe too much... I was thinking, what in the fucks name of damn would it be like to be a Wal-Mart greeter!!! I mean really... 99.9% of the time the greeter is someone tapping on the door step of death.. Hella old... I mean so old that moving a cart gives them a stress fracture in their hip... DAMN... Guess what Wal-Mart, I know that you bastards did some survey and it came up that people like to be greeted, but, not me!!! Plus, and maybe it is how I look, but, those greeters always seem to stare at me, like I am going to steal a cart... God, I go in there and this shit happens....... I will continue, but, this is true, it happened about 4years ago...

I start walking into Wal-Mart and see a greeter, they smile at me and this is what was said...

Greeter-"Good morning!"

Me-"Good morning!"

Greeter-"WHAT?"

Me-"Good Morning!!!!!"

Greeter-"WHAT'S BORING?"

Me-"What?"

Greeter-"What?"

Me-"What? Nothing, I just said good morning."

Greeter-"YOU SAY IT IS POURING?"

At that point I said fuck it and walked my ass away.. When I go there, I don't want to have a convo with an 80 year old... I want to buy some cheap shit and leave... Bottom line...

And what in gods name is wal-mart thinking... If someone stole something, these oldies are Wal-Marts last line of defense... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Those fossils are not strong, and they are not big, so, Wal-Marts kinda, well, fucked.... But, fuck big corps like Wal-Mart, they try to make the world a better place don't they?!?!? That is just MY2CENTS

Update on why my blog, is NC17

Oh man I have a potty mouth!!!
shit (29x)
ass (23x)
fuck (14x)
bitch (13x)
fucking (7x)
hell (5x)
retard (4x)
bastard (3x)
gun (2x)
puke (1x)

When do I just stop???? Not today!! Not today!!

You know, all I seem to do is bitch... Either on this damn thing, at work, at home, with friends!!! I am starting to want to lay my ass down on some psychologists chair and find out why! Do I really have a lot to hate in life? I don't think so. What is so wrong with my life that I have to complain all the time? Well, lets just try to figure this out...

1. I hate my job!!! I really do... I get payed, a shitty pay, for some hard ass work! I mean really. I don't just sit behind a desk all day.. I am lifting heavy shit 100lbs-500lbs all week long. I am a "BOSS" that's bull shit, I have one guy that works for me but not really... He is a college student! He is making himself better.. Other people get payed more or close to it, because they cry like bitches and think it is owed... Fuck me!! (I know it is my own fault. I should just go to college!)

2. College! Why don't I go to college? I mean shit I live in an area, where there is like one in every direction, within 40miles.. Do the online shit? I fear college! Bottom line! I fear failure! I learned at an early age that I am a failure!! That I wouldn't do much... Everyone from a Principal to a Pastor told me so... I also have another baby on the way and right now, I am the "Bread" winner!! So, yeah college doesn't look possible!!!

3. My expectations!!! I had a lot for myself.. In my life, I was a big dreamer. I also smoked a lot, and I mean a lot of weed! So, call them "pipe dreams" but, I wanted to be a lawyer. Yep, I was always told I looked good in a suit.. I can also argue like a mother fucker too.. But, the main thing with that, is, that I believe in what I argue about.. Other wise I try not to argue.. At one point last year I started working out, reason being, I wanted to start in the MMA's.. I love to fight.. I really do.. I love the feeling of my fist hitting someone in the face.. I quit that.. Again, afraid of failing.. God, ball up, right?

4. My Marriage!!! This is probably going to be a sore subject with the wife, but, writing how I feel right... This has been both the greatest and hardest time of my life... We got married on Sept. 18, 2004.. I was 23, she was 22.. We where retarded.. We rushed into it.. I fell into love and never looked back.. I am use to having relationships fail.. She is not use to being with a man for longer that 1 year at the most.. We should have dated longer, we didn't and now we are going through what we would of, if we dated.. We know each other, not well tho.. I have a loud mouth, that I never shut, and she is smart and uses that to her advantage a lot.. So, there has been a rocky base in this marriage, and some will say, "you will have that"... Well, to those some, lick my ass... I WOULDN'T CHANGE ANYTHING!!! It just needs to get a lot better, for the kids and us!!!

5. My Self!! I hate me! Bottom Line!! I feel I have let myself down... I had tons of friends.. I don't talk to any of them, well, maybe 3-5 at the most.. I pushed them away.. When they call I don't awnser the phone.. I settle for ok... GOOD ENOUGH IS GOOD ENOUGH!!!!!! I feel the world is out to get me.. I feel that the world owes me something.. I grew up dirt poor.. I don't want my kids to feel what I did as a kid.. I have a destructive personality. I try to ruin all the good things in my life.. I fear that one day, I will wake up, and Everyone and Everything I have ever cared about, in my life, will be gone... I am the modern day pussy....

That could be why I just bitch!! Just saying!!!

P.S. I just feel sick sometimes in seeing where I have let my life go to............ This was of course, MY2CENTS

Thanksgiving!!!

10-1

Happy Thanksgiving, you all!!!!

I hope all went well, for everyone!!!!

No post today, can't think of too much to say except for, "All I want for Christmas, is Farve with a broken neck.... Oh, yeah, Farve you dirty bastard... God, I hate you with all my heart.. Have a good meal Farve and we will see you and your poop packers this time next week...

This was a MY2CENTS in short!!!!!

Oh, the joy!!!!!

My god, what a crazy ass day... I am just all fucked up and such.. I feel like I have the body of a 80 year old, minus the 4 hour erection and flabby muscles.... Just feel sore and shit.. I am a little baby some times, but I did twist my knee today and that really sucks nuts.. Sooooo, people how was your day? Um, what? Hello? oh yeah, on the blog, no one can respond and shit.. As you all can see my blog has a new thing... Its a rating.. My rating is NC17... Oh shit, that is funny and below is the reasons why my rating is NC17...

shit (25x)
ass (21x)
bitch (15x)
dick (12x)
hell (6x)
fucking (5x)
bastard (2x)
crap (1x)
I used these words a lot... And that only does the front page... That doesn't even do the
other posts.. I laugh every time I see that rating... I just, I don't know... So, on the down side to doing this, is that i have to advertise for this Dating Service, tards, but it makes the blog look bad ass....
My bitching of the day.... Old people driving.... My god, every time I see an old person driving I clinch my ass cheeks together.. I don't get scared easily, but, when you see that 4 foot 2 inch, blue hair lady peeking over the wheel, well, I just want to hit her before she hits me... I think there should be an age limit for the oldies.. Maybe 65, and after that, walk your slow ass to a bus, taxi, or to a rascal... I once watched this old lady "Make" a parking spot in between 2 cars.. She scraped both all the way in.. Then when she got done she couldn't figure out why she couldn't get out of her car... I don't think you could even get a pube in between those cars.. Dumb bitch... God, I mean really, what the fuck... Have you ever watched a old man or woman walk to their car and said, "What the fuck?" I have!!! I saw an old man take around 5 Min's to walk maybe 50 steps, he then jumped into his damn Buick and drove off... I just want to slash their fucking tires.... I was in a near fucked up accident because of an old man.. He was on a bypass and turned left on a red arrow and was t-boned by a semi... Both the semi and the truck missed the front of my truck by about 5ft... I ran down to help and heard screaming, it sounded like a women and I was all like, "Ma'am are you alright? Don't move lady! Just stay there, help is on the way...." Come to find out it was a old man... DAMN

Get their asses off the damn streets... This was just MY2CENTS, FUCK!!!!!

Give Thanks.... Or just bitch about shit....

" Hey, where the fuck is Big Bird?"

"He went hunting with Cheney said he'd be back in an hour!"

So, with Thanksgiving coming around the bend, like Favre on Joe Bucks ass, we need to think about all to give thanks for... I have many reasons to be thankful... So, here is my list...



1. My family! (Amanda, Evan and New baby, either Kennedy or Lincoln)



2. Having a job..



3. Having a roof over my head..



4. Never being a young kid at Never Never Land... Which should be changed to, Well Maybe Once and Don't Tell Your Parents Land...



5. Never being in an "PIE" eating contest with Rosie O'Donnell.. I heard that bitch, can eat her some "PIE".



6. I never had to go hunting with Dick (trigger slipper) Cheney..



7. I am thankful that Dog The Bounty Hunter realized he wasn't black.... I guess having a mullet does make you a retard.



8. I am thankful for VH1's Best Week Ever, for if it wasn't for them I would of never found that sick ass site called http://www.2girls1cup.com/ God, I was sickened to my core... And it was funny..



9. I am thankful for the TV NEWS. If it wasn't for those damn reporters, I wouldn't see how fucked up other peoples lives were.. I mean really when I get down I watch the news and hear shit like this, " Today there was a 3 car pile up on, blah, blah, blah, 6 people died. One death, was a little retarded girl, coming back from the mall after shoe shopping... HOW THE FUCK DO THESE GUYS KNOW THIS SHIT ALREADY.. FREAKY BASTARDS!!!! A small smile ends up on my face, "I guess my life really ain't so bad."



10. I am thankful for The Soup (E!).. When I feel really "good" nothing perks me up like that show.. God, that Joe is fucking funny.. Thank you E!, as for that Ryan Seacrest, please shot that bitch in the head... He's a DOUCHE bag...



Well peeps, that is just a few things I am thankful for... I just want to wish you all a happy Thanksgiving, and remember, this was just MY2CENTS!!!!!!

9-1 But, we still have to beat Jesus and the rest of those Packers..

So, 9-1 and everyone in the NFC is looking up at Dallas, except for the Green Bay (Shit) Packers!

God, I hate that team. I guess the only sports thing I gained from living in Minnesota is that I hate the Poop Packers and that Favre is a old retard.. I hope Dallas D puts your ass in a wheel chair.. Green Bay beat a shitty Carolina team and once again that makes Favre, Jesus...