Hello Everyone!!!!!

Thanks for the great year people!!!!! It's going to be hard to top that..

But I will do my damndest!!!!!

Hey, it's been a long time, I shouldn't left you, without a dope beat, to step to, step to...

Guess who's back with a brand new rap, and I don't mean rap, as in a new case...... Blah blah blah..... So I started face book... And it is going well, ok... I have really came into a new dumb ass life.. Face book is great if you can find these awesome friends... It blows ass if you only have 16.... Shit, Andy Dick face has more friends then I do.. Or maybe cause all my other friends are either stoners, or have real lives... Who cares? Not you... Well fine... But don't expect me to add you as my friend...
Ok I was playin... I guess I am not asking for people, I just think it would be nice... I mean damn... 780 some people come to this retarded excuse for a blog, and I have no one.. That's bull spit... So, think about what I said.... I will write more some other time, when I have time to bitch...

No title, is the title.....

Man look at all those smiles.. In all those ailses

As ponder, how I want to kick my ass, for saying ponder, I think over the way cool day I had.... And by cool, I mean, fucked up.... It all started about 8:15 this morning... So, on Saturdays I do sales... I got up. got naked, and rub myself slowly as not to wake myself up... Cause I was tired as hell... And the shower is calming... What did you guys think I was talking about... Sick ass bastards.... So, I grab my slacks and then a black sweater... This awesome black sweater had little white shit on it..... So, that pissed me off... Get to work, and a lot of dumb ass people come in and ask a ton of dumb questions.... It gets to about 3:00, this suppose to be the time when we close... About 5 different people walk in... You bastards... You dumb ass losers... Why in gods name did you come in at 3? There is a sign on the door saying " Saturday 9-3". You, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Cockass bastards!!!!!!!

NE way, as i finally left an hour later, I went home... I then go to get some groceries, and this is where it all went down.... I went to this store called Hy-Vee... A damn helpful smile in every aisle... Well, no helpful smiles any where... I get the damn food and dipes and what not... I get to the counter and start throwing shit on the belt...(Not real shit... I meant food... I am not an ape) I get up to the checkout.. And watch the cracked out bagger, bag the food... I wonder if the reason mo st baggers ask if plastic is OK, is cause they want to rap it around their faces and suffocate themselves, for being baggers!!!!! So, I get done there and walk out into the nipple killing cold.. I get to my car and put the food in... As I got done,I realized something, Where in the fack is my BLACK CHERRY COLA(Hy-Vee brand)... Damn, cracked out retard forgot my black cherry cola... Damn him, now that just chaps my ass... I go back in there with rage. Ready to tare that bagger an new hole... He wasn't there.. It is like by some grace and mercy that little crack-y homeless bastard was just, poof, gone... I then proceed to tap the cashier on the back... Hey you forgot my black cherry cola!!!

Sorry sir, its not here..

Well, do you know where my black cherry cola went?

Well, sorry sir, its not here... I will look around the corner... Nope! Sorry!

At this point I am like "What the fuck happened to my black cherry cola? I want the damn cola"!

Sorry, um, did you even buy the cola sir?

What? Did I buy the black cherry cola? You damn right, it's on my receipt..

Well, there is nothing I can do sir..

At this point I turned and walked away. Why? You might ask.. I don't know.. I got in the car and this was my drive home....

GODDAMNBASTARDASS MOTHERFUCKERS FORGOT MY DAMN BLACK CHERRY COLA!!! WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE? THEY THINK THEY CAN JUST SCREW SOMEONE OUT OF THEIR BLACK CHERRY COLA? THEY ARE WRONG!!! DEAD WRONG!!!

I got home told my wife. She called the manager and got it all worked out... This asshole here.. He is getting his BLACK CHERRY COLA(Hy-Vee brand)

Thank you Hy-Vee!! Thank you for being so great... I will shop there again....

Hey you all, this was just some of MY2CENTS

Oh, they like me...They really, really like me.......

They really do, I feel it when they look at me!!!!

People are so damn fake.... Show me one person in this whole fucking world that really cares, and I will show you the biggest liar in this whole fucking world.... MY2CENTS

Ha, act like you don't know!!!!!!!

P.S. if that sentence made you think I was talking about you.....Well then um, think about it more, cause I probably was.............

My Post!!!!

How I feel right at this moment!!!!

A lot of shit happened!!!!

The End.....

Why people quit reading!!!

I'M KINDA A POTTY MOUTH......

So, as of late, I have lost many, um, readers... They all say the same thing...

"Josh, your post is naughty and you have a dirty mouth."

I say to that, " You really don't have a clue how dirty I can be!" Wink, Wink! Smile! I am a verbal person.. This is my outlet.. This blog is kinda of popular, yet hardly anyone posts on this damn thing... Listen, don't hate on my blog, hate on me!!! Cause this is me, this is all me! Come on, is it that my blog brings out maybe a freaky side of people, they never knew they had? Is it that my words are so dirty, that people just get all the tinglies, in their silly places and such? I love that people love and hate this thing, but please, take it out on me... Not my poor blog...

Oh me, oh my, I just blew it in her eye!!!!



I PROMISED I WOULD NOT BEG, BUT, PLEASE COME BACK, I WILL MISS YOU!!!!!

Trust me, I know the people who don't want to read any more, but can I entice you... What if I talked about sex? Would that help? Um, how about, Ugly Betty? Um, how about, I guess I have nothing... Um, one last thing..............................................................................................Vagina!!!! I had to say it!!! Well, sorry I have lost some, but, hope to gain many more.... Penis out, oh, she-it I meant Peace out... People this was just MY2CENTS!!!!!!

Oh, snap and well, krackle and pop!!!!

SO, NOW THE COWBOYS ARE THE CLASS OF THE NFC!!!! WELL, FOR NOW!!! AS IT STANDS WE ARE LOOKING AT THE SUPER BOWL WITH 4 REG. SEASON GAMES LEFT..

11-1 IS A GREAT START TO A SEASON...

I KNOW, SOME PEOPLE OUT THERE DON'T GIVE A CRAP, BUT, DAMN, MY WISH KINDA CAME TRUE... FARVE LEFT HURT IN 2nd QUARTER... HA, PUSSY!!!!!!!

OLDIE, BUT A GOODIE!!!!!

I FEEL PAIN IN THIS ARM, I THINK IT'S MY TUNNEL AGAIN. DAMN CARPO!!!!

God, I really was thinking tonight, and maybe too much... I was thinking, what in the fucks name of damn would it be like to be a Wal-Mart greeter!!! I mean really... 99.9% of the time the greeter is someone tapping on the door step of death.. Hella old... I mean so old that moving a cart gives them a stress fracture in their hip... DAMN... Guess what Wal-Mart, I know that you bastards did some survey and it came up that people like to be greeted, but, not me!!! Plus, and maybe it is how I look, but, those greeters always seem to stare at me, like I am going to steal a cart... God, I go in there and this shit happens....... I will continue, but, this is true, it happened about 4years ago...

I start walking into Wal-Mart and see a greeter, they smile at me and this is what was said...

Greeter-"Good morning!"

Me-"Good morning!"

Greeter-"WHAT?"

Me-"Good Morning!!!!!"

Greeter-"WHAT'S BORING?"

Me-"What?"

Greeter-"What?"

Me-"What? Nothing, I just said good morning."

Greeter-"YOU SAY IT IS POURING?"

At that point I said fuck it and walked my ass away.. When I go there, I don't want to have a convo with an 80 year old... I want to buy some cheap shit and leave... Bottom line...

And what in gods name is wal-mart thinking... If someone stole something, these oldies are Wal-Marts last line of defense... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Those fossils are not strong, and they are not big, so, Wal-Marts kinda, well, fucked.... But, fuck big corps like Wal-Mart, they try to make the world a better place don't they?!?!? That is just MY2CENTS

Update on why my blog, is NC17

Oh man I have a potty mouth!!!
shit (29x)
ass (23x)
fuck (14x)
bitch (13x)
fucking (7x)
hell (5x)
retard (4x)
bastard (3x)
gun (2x)
puke (1x)

When do I just stop???? Not today!! Not today!!

You know, all I seem to do is bitch... Either on this damn thing, at work, at home, with friends!!! I am starting to want to lay my ass down on some psychologists chair and find out why! Do I really have a lot to hate in life? I don't think so. What is so wrong with my life that I have to complain all the time? Well, lets just try to figure this out...

1. I hate my job!!! I really do... I get payed, a shitty pay, for some hard ass work! I mean really. I don't just sit behind a desk all day.. I am lifting heavy shit 100lbs-500lbs all week long. I am a "BOSS" that's bull shit, I have one guy that works for me but not really... He is a college student! He is making himself better.. Other people get payed more or close to it, because they cry like bitches and think it is owed... Fuck me!! (I know it is my own fault. I should just go to college!)

2. College! Why don't I go to college? I mean shit I live in an area, where there is like one in every direction, within 40miles.. Do the online shit? I fear college! Bottom line! I fear failure! I learned at an early age that I am a failure!! That I wouldn't do much... Everyone from a Principal to a Pastor told me so... I also have another baby on the way and right now, I am the "Bread" winner!! So, yeah college doesn't look possible!!!

3. My expectations!!! I had a lot for myself.. In my life, I was a big dreamer. I also smoked a lot, and I mean a lot of weed! So, call them "pipe dreams" but, I wanted to be a lawyer. Yep, I was always told I looked good in a suit.. I can also argue like a mother fucker too.. But, the main thing with that, is, that I believe in what I argue about.. Other wise I try not to argue.. At one point last year I started working out, reason being, I wanted to start in the MMA's.. I love to fight.. I really do.. I love the feeling of my fist hitting someone in the face.. I quit that.. Again, afraid of failing.. God, ball up, right?

4. My Marriage!!! This is probably going to be a sore subject with the wife, but, writing how I feel right... This has been both the greatest and hardest time of my life... We got married on Sept. 18, 2004.. I was 23, she was 22.. We where retarded.. We rushed into it.. I fell into love and never looked back.. I am use to having relationships fail.. She is not use to being with a man for longer that 1 year at the most.. We should have dated longer, we didn't and now we are going through what we would of, if we dated.. We know each other, not well tho.. I have a loud mouth, that I never shut, and she is smart and uses that to her advantage a lot.. So, there has been a rocky base in this marriage, and some will say, "you will have that"... Well, to those some, lick my ass... I WOULDN'T CHANGE ANYTHING!!! It just needs to get a lot better, for the kids and us!!!

5. My Self!! I hate me! Bottom Line!! I feel I have let myself down... I had tons of friends.. I don't talk to any of them, well, maybe 3-5 at the most.. I pushed them away.. When they call I don't awnser the phone.. I settle for ok... GOOD ENOUGH IS GOOD ENOUGH!!!!!! I feel the world is out to get me.. I feel that the world owes me something.. I grew up dirt poor.. I don't want my kids to feel what I did as a kid.. I have a destructive personality. I try to ruin all the good things in my life.. I fear that one day, I will wake up, and Everyone and Everything I have ever cared about, in my life, will be gone... I am the modern day pussy....

That could be why I just bitch!! Just saying!!!

P.S. I just feel sick sometimes in seeing where I have let my life go to............ This was of course, MY2CENTS

Thanksgiving!!!

10-1

Happy Thanksgiving, you all!!!!

I hope all went well, for everyone!!!!

No post today, can't think of too much to say except for, "All I want for Christmas, is Farve with a broken neck.... Oh, yeah, Farve you dirty bastard... God, I hate you with all my heart.. Have a good meal Farve and we will see you and your poop packers this time next week...

This was a MY2CENTS in short!!!!!

Oh, the joy!!!!!

My god, what a crazy ass day... I am just all fucked up and such.. I feel like I have the body of a 80 year old, minus the 4 hour erection and flabby muscles.... Just feel sore and shit.. I am a little baby some times, but I did twist my knee today and that really sucks nuts.. Sooooo, people how was your day? Um, what? Hello? oh yeah, on the blog, no one can respond and shit.. As you all can see my blog has a new thing... Its a rating.. My rating is NC17... Oh shit, that is funny and below is the reasons why my rating is NC17...

shit (25x)
ass (21x)
bitch (15x)
dick (12x)
hell (6x)
fucking (5x)
bastard (2x)
crap (1x)
I used these words a lot... And that only does the front page... That doesn't even do the
other posts.. I laugh every time I see that rating... I just, I don't know... So, on the down side to doing this, is that i have to advertise for this Dating Service, tards, but it makes the blog look bad ass....
My bitching of the day.... Old people driving.... My god, every time I see an old person driving I clinch my ass cheeks together.. I don't get scared easily, but, when you see that 4 foot 2 inch, blue hair lady peeking over the wheel, well, I just want to hit her before she hits me... I think there should be an age limit for the oldies.. Maybe 65, and after that, walk your slow ass to a bus, taxi, or to a rascal... I once watched this old lady "Make" a parking spot in between 2 cars.. She scraped both all the way in.. Then when she got done she couldn't figure out why she couldn't get out of her car... I don't think you could even get a pube in between those cars.. Dumb bitch... God, I mean really, what the fuck... Have you ever watched a old man or woman walk to their car and said, "What the fuck?" I have!!! I saw an old man take around 5 Min's to walk maybe 50 steps, he then jumped into his damn Buick and drove off... I just want to slash their fucking tires.... I was in a near fucked up accident because of an old man.. He was on a bypass and turned left on a red arrow and was t-boned by a semi... Both the semi and the truck missed the front of my truck by about 5ft... I ran down to help and heard screaming, it sounded like a women and I was all like, "Ma'am are you alright? Don't move lady! Just stay there, help is on the way...." Come to find out it was a old man... DAMN

Get their asses off the damn streets... This was just MY2CENTS, FUCK!!!!!

Give Thanks.... Or just bitch about shit....

" Hey, where the fuck is Big Bird?"

"He went hunting with Cheney said he'd be back in an hour!"

So, with Thanksgiving coming around the bend, like Favre on Joe Bucks ass, we need to think about all to give thanks for... I have many reasons to be thankful... So, here is my list...



1. My family! (Amanda, Evan and New baby, either Kennedy or Lincoln)



2. Having a job..



3. Having a roof over my head..



4. Never being a young kid at Never Never Land... Which should be changed to, Well Maybe Once and Don't Tell Your Parents Land...



5. Never being in an "PIE" eating contest with Rosie O'Donnell.. I heard that bitch, can eat her some "PIE".



6. I never had to go hunting with Dick (trigger slipper) Cheney..



7. I am thankful that Dog The Bounty Hunter realized he wasn't black.... I guess having a mullet does make you a retard.



8. I am thankful for VH1's Best Week Ever, for if it wasn't for them I would of never found that sick ass site called http://www.2girls1cup.com/ God, I was sickened to my core... And it was funny..



9. I am thankful for the TV NEWS. If it wasn't for those damn reporters, I wouldn't see how fucked up other peoples lives were.. I mean really when I get down I watch the news and hear shit like this, " Today there was a 3 car pile up on, blah, blah, blah, 6 people died. One death, was a little retarded girl, coming back from the mall after shoe shopping... HOW THE FUCK DO THESE GUYS KNOW THIS SHIT ALREADY.. FREAKY BASTARDS!!!! A small smile ends up on my face, "I guess my life really ain't so bad."



10. I am thankful for The Soup (E!).. When I feel really "good" nothing perks me up like that show.. God, that Joe is fucking funny.. Thank you E!, as for that Ryan Seacrest, please shot that bitch in the head... He's a DOUCHE bag...



Well peeps, that is just a few things I am thankful for... I just want to wish you all a happy Thanksgiving, and remember, this was just MY2CENTS!!!!!!

9-1 But, we still have to beat Jesus and the rest of those Packers..

So, 9-1 and everyone in the NFC is looking up at Dallas, except for the Green Bay (Shit) Packers!

God, I hate that team. I guess the only sports thing I gained from living in Minnesota is that I hate the Poop Packers and that Favre is a old retard.. I hope Dallas D puts your ass in a wheel chair.. Green Bay beat a shitty Carolina team and once again that makes Favre, Jesus...

Holy Shitttttttttt!!!!! No really, I mean that!!!!

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Crazy Ass Stuff...

LOOK MOM AND DAD, THIS NICE FREAKY MAN GAVE US AQUA DOTS!

HE SAID, WE COULD EAT THEM IF WE WANT TO....

OK it is now 11:36 pm and I am not even close to b tired.. I know I need the sleep and I should be drained, considering last night, was the craziest night I had in a while... First off let me start of by saying, "Way to fuck up the dreams of NY Giants Fans every where, Cowboys!" 8-1 not a bad start to the season..... OK, I will continue. So, Saturday night, the company I work for had its yearly Christmas party.. Yes, I know, that is really freakin early, but, the owner leaves for Arizona on the 15th.. So, we all went out to TK Steak House (One of the nicest places in town) for the meal.. Prime Rib and some sides.. I start off with 5 Long Islands and I really wasn't feeling too bad. We then rolled over to do some bowling.. Got a beer tower and started hitting that pretty hard... I put down about 6 beers out of that.. The some of us went to the bar afterwards. I drank about 6 glasses there.. So, to put this all together, I had about 25 shots of alcohol, and 11 beers.. I don't really drink, ever. So, my wife was driving a co-worker home and I was in the front passenger side.. We made a couple of turns and that did it for me.. I ended up throwing up my nut sack for a couple of seconds.. We dropped him off at his place, drove to ours and I threw up again.. Got upstairs and yes, did it again.. I felt like shit.. Um, crazy ass stuff right there. But, it just confirmed why I don't drink that much, if at all really..



Now to my bitch of the week...



Aqua Dots, what the fuck... I guess child petties every where got all horny and shit when they heard about this... If you haven't heard about this, then chances are, you are retarded and you don't see any form of news... Aqua Dots are balls of water covered in a coating and when put them together, you can make all types of cool shit... You could make birds, cars, buildings, cats, dogs, coffins, grave stones, and rape little kids.... Yes, you can do all of this, with this amazing new toy.... Buy Aqua Dots, and your kids will love you forever! Only cause they are dead, and even then, I doubt they love you at all... So, they (And in "They", I mean the stupid fucking morons that make this shit) find out that the Aqua Dot coating was changed some how and it has the same side affects as the "Date Rape" drug... OMG!!!! How does that happen.. How does this coating contain anything, that is in that drug... Honestly, I am all for bringing in shit from the out side but fuck me wheeling, this is raw ass shit.... Between the Lead and the Aqua Dot shit, and the bird flu, and Yao Ming, man we are just getting screwed.. And I don't mean the, "hey, this is going to hurt a little, but just relax, I got lube", screwed.. I mean the, "I am going to do this nice and hard and you will feel it, but there is nothing you can do about it, you little bitch"... Stop imports!!! Just stop until we know for sure, that we all won't die, just to save a few bucks... These ass wipes are attacking our fucking kids... Lets just get it together people... But yeah, nothing more from me... Remember ladies and gents, this was MY2CENTS!!!!

My Top Ten- Wastes of the news, like news about people and other shit

10. Andy Dick-- This retard is every where.. He is like a C-lister whore... The only thing worse than seeing THE DICKSTER on TV, is knowing, that there is a mom and dad out there, who produced that little prick...

9. Paris Hilton- OK, this dumb bitch has something going for her, she's hella rich! But other than that, she is just another rich girl, who should get donkey bonked into submission... The best thing that could of happened, that would of been, if one of those women in lock down would of made her their butchy bitch... "You show mommy your manners!"

8. Perv Politicians- Damn, I don't care if they are gay our not... Or, if they what to bust a nut on some hookers corns, on her feet... Oh, that one was in the bathroom trying to get some ass from a cop in the bathroom stall... Come on guys that's fucking plane old pervreism (just made that word up)... This ones getting his little smokey puffed on... Give it up... This is not news to me... Some horny old bastards up there in congress...

7. Dog The Bounty Hunter- This piece of shit... God, just shut the fuck up... You know the thing is, is that i watched this guy... Yes, even with the "Billy Ray Cyrus" going on, on his head. I watched it cause he would always pray then swear, like this----

" Dear Lord, help us catch this Fugitive today, Jesus. May You help us, to show the light and peace that is in us.. Lord, watch over the crew. as we run down this dog, for Lord, I am the only true Dog. (then they catch the fugitive and say this) " Get on the ground mother fucker. I said get down.. I will bust your white ass down, mother fucker... You tried to mess with the wrong fuckers, bra. Bra, you are done, bitch you hear me? DONE! Your ass will be rotting in jail bra.. Your screwed!! Ha Ha, that's right!"

So, I think he's always been f-ed up... He has a mullet for gods sake...

6. Global Warming- My facking head hurts... Oh, jump into your hybrid car and get 90 miles to the gallon.. Chain myself to this Elm tree, to save it from tree bullies.. Go to Antarctica to show me how much ice and snow has melted in the last 100 years... Change the name from Global Warming to Climate Change, give me a break.. The only time NBC should go green, is when You can get a Leprechaun to beat Donald Trump within inches of his life, on a stack of money... I know its getting warmer, you dick holes, I live in MinneHOLYSHITITSCOLDOUTSIDEsota.. It has been warmer up here too. I don't need Leo to help me realize whats up.. I wish he thought, that he really could fly and jump off a 200 story building.

5. OJ Simpson- What, if the Gun don't click, you gotta...Be shitting me! Again! Um, now killing his wife and getting away with it, that is fucked up... But, to steal, your own shit, at gun point... You deserve to be sentenced to 15 years, of 3rd graders kicking you in your nuts... You retard... I mean even 3rd graders know, there is no get backs, you worthless prick... I guess, if the dumb ass slips, you gotta convict...

4. Senior Citizens Lunch Menu- Some times that shows up on TV in the "THIS WEEKS EVENTS" section or commercial.. I get it.. You advertise for business... But damn prunes 12 times a week.. And how many times a week are they having the "meat miracle" what the fuck is that... Probably the remains of whats left from Edna and Room 434.. Didn't know that when they said the meat was aged, that they really mean, aged...

5. Britney Spears- This poor little girl.. Why won't people just leave her be.. She is going through so much.. LOL! Fuck me running... That is crazy... Any woman willing to let the whole world see her, um, Leave it to BEAVER, is all right with me... But then again, she kind of a messed up trailer girl ain't she... She just plain stupid... She needs to get her shit together... Those kids are fucked... They might as well just put themselves into rehab now and wait.....

4. Oil Prices- Oil is just like milk... If we like it and enjoy it, we will buy it... Bottom fucking line.. So if it goes to 100 dollars a barrel, we Americans will pay more... And God, I am starting to wish this war was over oil, so, gas prices would go down...

3. Dick Cheney- He is on the TV a lot... This fat bastard is always saying something fucked up or stupid... Keep Dick off the TV... That offends children everywhere.....

2. Nancy Grace- Just a stupid woman... Watch her some time. The way she talks about shit.. If you don't want to give yourself paper cuts on the genitals within 30 minutes of watching, I will then be man enough to say, you are fucked in the head...

1. Anything about Hollywood- No one cares!!! Thanks for TV and the Big screen, but if you could just go off and gently fuck yourself that would be great... I mean I just don't have the time to be depressed about all the shit I don't have and all the shit you guys do... Oh, poor writers, we want more money... We are greedy little pricks just like everyone else.... Burn in hell.......

Dirty Little Secret..... Oh, yeah......... Part II

OK, so my little experiment didn't turn out the way I planed.. I got a few comments, was hoping for more.. um, some interesting posts also... So, thank you for the posts.. Um, yeah, what else is going on? Same old shit, different Thursday... God, I hate Thursdays... If there was a day I hate more than Mondays, its Thursdays; and Tuesdays, Fridays, Wednesday, Saturdays, and Sundays... Yes I am just a little ball of hate... I hate alot of things... God, what the hell is wrong with me? Um, OK, so what should I write about? You know what? I have nothing... I guess whatever... So tune in tomorrow when once again I will have a dumb ass post that has no meaning... Man, I am a hillbilly... You know, I read other blogs and they are amazing... Ren has a great blog... Her life is damn interesting... ValleyGirl, hers, is this crazy ass, made for TV, stuff... Both are great... When I read them, I get sucked in... You girls keep it up, people enjoy reading those things... But for me.......Here is your farm report-------------- Cattle up 1.50 a head.. Sheep are down .75 a head......... Sows are up 2.50 a head.... Milk is up .98 a gallon.... And I am a complete and "udder" moron, pardon the pun.... So for everyone in the great state of Minnesota, or, at least, the south west side... I am UncleKracker saying, This was MY2CENTS, and No, I don't want change... Assholes...

P.S. I was trying to post a lovely little picture and this damn site, keeps giving me an error!!!! Damn you Blogger. Damn you to hell.... Pricks....

WORLD SERIES CHAMPS...

SUNDAY NIGHT, THE BOSTON REDSOXS BECOME, ONCE AGAIN, CHAMPS

Dirty Little Secret..... Oh, yeah.........

Everyone has them... Some think about being with other people... Some steal... Some Lie.... Some cut them selves... Some think about suicide... Some are Nymphos... Some are racists... Some just hate themselves and others... Some are afraid of the dark..

I am hearing about these things more and more often... I want people to post and be anonymous... Tell me your secret... I want to know them.... Just post them... LIKE I SAID BE ANONYMOUS.... PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD... EVERYTHING GETS POSTED....



Thank you.... I just want to make this interesting... This time it won't be MY2CENTS, it will be yours.... Then I will make a post about it later in the weeks.. Depending on the turn out...

Um, what? Hey my Top 10..... Dumb Asses!!!!!

10. ME!!!! - At points I am the biggest one!!!!! #1 Dumbass here.. May I f-up your day today?

9. Andy (Where's My) Dick-- IF they had a shitbag award- This guy would be the lifetime achievement award- "To The Dick Andy, I mean Andy Dick....."

8. Rosie (I am a big mouth and ass, bitch) O' Donnell- "I fuck up everything I do... I am a big fat retard"

7. My Grandma on my Biological "Father" side- She is a bitch... I think she is some sort of spawn from Satan.... For all Birthdays and Christmas's I got a crappy card with a letter saying," You need to forgive your Father.. Your mother is over reacting your father didn't beat you. He was just giving you some discipline." Thanks for all the cards you BITCH!!!!!

6. Jerry Seinfeld- He is the biggest not funny Bag of shit... " Hi, I am Jerry! I think I am funny... I think I am so funny, I laugh at everything I say.... There isn't a bigger laugh whore than myself... I am Jerry Seinfeld, a major Dick hole and I approved this message.

5. D. Ardnt- I am going to leave his first name anonymous. He is such a bastard... This kid is such a nut job... He stares at people like all the time. He would stare at me and be all like freaky and what not....

4. Martha (I could turn my own shit into millions, if I sewed my turds together right) Stewart- This lady is crazy criminal. I bet she shanked a bitch in prison, just cause she could! " Today we are going to stitch up this bitch I shanked today. So, watch how I use this magenta thread, to do a cross stitch in this biz natch!"

3.Any one who owns a Minnesota sports team- You guys are retards... You need to get your heads removed from your ass. The reason games get blacked out are because you guys don't know what talent is... Exception of maybe 5 players, out of 4 major sports teams... Go COWBOYS, Go Nuggets, Go Boston, Go Avalanche, I am Minnesota born and bread. Have I made my point...

2 Wayne Dykstra- The great Uncle... This guy is a loser.. No job, nothing. He is such a bitch... It is all about him... I want to punch him in his ass so I could give him brain damage.. Dumb ass... Oh if he was here I would beat him down.. Down to China town.. I am sure they will love him long time....

1. Dick Cheney/ John Kerry- These two tie.. The reason being these- Dick is a fackin moron.. Hey, I like to shoot people in the face. I am the worst vice-president in history... I fuck up peoples careers.. True Fact. George W, as Governor of Texas was loved by both parties. Loved by both parties in Washington also.. Here comes the great Dick, and ruins that. What ever this Dick touches, Dick turns in to shit...

John (I am rich, thanks to my Wife's ex-husband) Kerry.... He is a DE, DA, Dee. God, John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender asks John, why the long face? Every time I watched this guy I had Amanda grab me the carrots. Just in case he gets close enough to feed.. stupid... He tried so hard, only to fall harder... All politicians lie.. Every last one of them... Not taking sides people...

Hey that was my new thing... My top 10... I got to give MY2CENTS, thats all I ever need.......

Mondays suck, I hate them sooo much.. I want to smother them in Plastic...

Yeah, this is the true Elmo... Wanting people to just F-OFF!!! You go, you red little bitch...

So, it is now Monday night, and I feel alright. The parties here on the west side... So, I reach for my...... Thank you Montel Jordan... This has been the worst day of my entire week... God, tomorrow is only Tuesday..

So, let me explain my day....

1. I locked my keys in the car... My wife needed the car to take Evan to daycare and go to work... We had to get a key made...

2. I went to go grab the key that got made from Lockwood Automotive... I then went to SA to buy a soda... I came out to find the truck still running. I left it running of course. I grabbed for the handle, only to find it was also locked... Oh, shit. I can't believe this she it.... So, I waited for about 15Min's for the key to get to SA...

3. Went home gave wife the key... I went to the house where I had a small hookup to do.. As I walked in, the people where just unpacking... There were a stack of full box's by the steps.. Instead of doing the right thing, I decided, it was best to just knock over the hole stack of them, with my tool box.... I slowly walked down stairs... Wanting to beat myself in the head with a tack hammer...

4. I went down stairs to work on a vent.... Only to cut my thumb, not once, not twice, but three freaking times.. The first two times were not deep enough to bleed... But that lucky damn third time, it bled like it was my thumbs time of the month... "Marge, grab me those maxi pads, super absorbent. We've got a bleeder."

5. I then had two more times where my job and projects didn't come together and the rest of my day suck a huge donkey DDDDDIIIIIII, diddly... Yeah, it blew harder then Andy Dick at a hookers three point stance contest...... Wink, Wink!!!

So that was my day... But it got better... I got to watch Elmo Potty Time DVD... My boy loves it.... He calls it EMO... But you never realize what kind of f-ed up shit is in it until you watch it with "rose colored" glasses... It is a funny ass video...

Kids talking about shitting, and pissing, and missing, and poo poo in their beds and all that malarkey.. I started to wonder how close Elmo and his petty of a father were... There is one time that Elmo's father asked Elmo this.

" Hey, son. You want a piggy back ride?"

"Yeah dad, I haven't had one of those for a long time!"

"Well son, turn around and bend over!!!"

Um, fuck me very much... What the damn hell is that? I don't remember piggy back rides having to do anything with bending over... Not when the dad is about 4ft taller than the son... His kid shouldn't ever have to bend over... Sick ass bastard...

Then at one point in this Potty video, Elmo and the perv are standing inches away from each other... At this point(not shittin ya) the father starts telling Elmo how "big" he is... Also tells Elmo that he is growing "bigger" by the day... Or was it, by the second? His dad keeps a ruler out for Elmo's growth...

There is alot of songs about poop and pee, I actually think the following is one...

I am feeling it burn..

I don't know where to turn..

My stomach starts to churn..

Holy hell here comes the burn...

I just left a sloppy one...

There might be need for concern..

Oh, so, scary, I just left a sloppy dingle berry..

I am only 2 and I think a just blew....la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la

my butthole out...la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la..My butthole out... Ohh Elmo, help me find my butt-hoooooooooooooooole....

Now its time to clean..

The most disgusting scene...

I am only two...

How can my bowls be this mean..

But at least for now my colons clean...

Thanks to Elmo if you know what I mean... Wink, Wink, clap, clap... Tickle this Elmo.... HA, HA, HA, TRUST ME THIS IS GOING TO TICKLE!!! HA, HA, HA.....

So, yeah great video, if you have time to waste... But if you are anything like me. Well you might have to take meds... Or, just watch something like this, and put your own twist on it.....
draft.. Don't get all up in my shit if this bothers you... This was only MY2CENTS!!!!

Random she ate.... Try to work with me here...

UM THIS WAS BY THAT BOOB FOUNTAIN..

Damn, you know it is almost winter, cause the shrinkage is upon us... Or well, may be, it's just me... And may be, I am just saying it is all about the cold, but really it's just me... Or am I? Or is it, or Josh who gives a flying crap, shut the hell up... God, I repeat my self a lot... So, it was Sunday. Sundays are my favorite day of the week, cause it is all about the football...... So, today was really a weak day in sports... Unless your a Baseball fan, then game 7 is sure to be great... Go BoSoxs....

A quick run down before I start this post... Cowboys won, but looked like shit...Vikings lost, but, did it with class.... The Bears beat The Eagles, cause Donavon playes like ass... And the Almighty Pats win again... Lets all thank Tom Brady for being Jesus Christ... And ask him how he playes so well, with a gerbils in his rump... Fackin arse hole...... "Oh, I am so pretty, I am Tom Brady and I am in hardcore love with myself... Just for this win I am going home to bang me all night long... I am going do me till I cry...." Beeeatch.........



On to my post.... Today subject is- Love Thy Neighbor!!!!



Just fackin with you... I am feeling all like, warm and fuzzy inside and really want to lay it all out tonight.......BRBHa, well took care of that warm feeling... Ah, so much better... So, Josh what are you going to write about tonight you may ask?!?! Well, let me think........... OK it has been 15Min's, I can't think about good thing to write about.



I have 1000s of things on my mind, but not just one things stands out...



So I am going to just roll with my head and just write what I think about... Try to keep up... Lets start... These are all the things I am thinking about in a 15min period... here we go...

It's going to get messy..



TV MA

Viewer discretion is advised.

Some of these things are inappropriate for kids under the age of 17..



Let the typing begin... The fumble, by Tony Romo.... The Pats... BoSox Game... Amanda sleeping... Carpel Tunnel... Why is it called a tunnel? The damn cat... Shes a tard... Dog fights.... Who wants to be like Mike now....Ha.... Not that funny.... Sex.... There you go girls you almost proved your point....SEX again... Um its dark in this room ;) um just playing.... Ya I said playing... What the hell... Um just reading what I typed sorry.... Long legs... Why that um, no reason... Movies... A lot of movies... Music that I have listened to in the last 10 days, or maybe it is just in the last 3... I am trying to figure out this one song... Fackin love it.. It makes you feel, um feel.... Things that rhyme with feel.... Meal, Deal, Peal, Neil, meal deal, from MC D's and the weekly to 40... Or maybe that is Rick Dee's, or something... Girls....My son.... My wife again, cause sh just rolled over, I think I may see side boob... BOOBS, not that big of a fan, but damn.... Damn it.... Damn, Damn spam... The other Ham.... TV shows.... Where are all the fat and ugly people on TV... Oh yeah, getting plastic work, and purging. Cat knocking shit down, scaring the shit out of the wife... Um, sex again... Not getting sex unless with myself... Um me self, me blimey chap... Sound like a foreskin arse hole with an English accent... I got me finga, stuck in me bum... Ha, nice try again, you tard... Sleep... God that sounds good... You know what else sounds good? Cheetos, and an orange soda pop... POP!



ok That was about 5 minutes worth... I am also like that tho...



I say it will take longer than it ever does... I am just tired and I am not even close to exploding out all my thoughts... Sorry to leave you all hangin but damn I am tired... This post was just some of my thoughts in a small time span...



Hope you all enjoyed a little piece of My2CENTS.....

Things that make you say... Um, what the F$#K?

So, commercials that make you want to place your hand, at the back of your head and gently bash your face into a brick wall... This is what I am going to be writing about today... One that sticks out at this very moment, is the bear commercial for TP.... There has been many of these, that have came out in the last 5 years. I think it is for Charmin Toilet Paper... First of these are bears... I don't understand the concept of having bears, that after they drop a couple turds, reach over and grab TP and wipe their asses... I mean come on! There are so many reasons that this would never work....

1. They are Bears!

2. They have razor sharp nails that can tear through human flesh with a small swipe...

3. Dingle berries! They have tons of hair, and the soft swoop, would move that poop... All up in their shit... Pardon the pun..

4. They would need more than any of those commercials show... They say shit like this, "You only need three pieces with this super absorbent Charmin..... ( Now I am big, but not the size of a bear and I use more than three... And when did crap become something that can absorb into anything?)

5. Verdict? Stupid ass commercial with no real point...

There Is also a commercial for something like Viagra. It is Cealice or something spelled like that.. It shows an old man and old woman in a Tub on a hill side.... What? In a Tub? How the fuck did that tub get there? Not by that old man.. He can barely get his weenie up, that weak ass guy ain't moving a 800lb tub by his lonesome.... And why the hell are they in a tub? Are they both in a old folks home and the CNA hasn't come to take them out yet? Make it real people... This is who I would make this sell....

What you do is show an old man in the kitchen... He reaches up into a cubbard... There he grabs a bottle. Pours the contents of two pills into his hand... He waits... About an hour later he walks up the steps... Shaking to beat hell, he gets to the bedroom... His nerves shot, he approaches his girl... And as quietly as possible says, "MARGIE YOU UP? HEY WOMAN WAKE UP, I HAVE A BONER AND 3 MORE HOURS TO USE IT... WAKE UP MARGIE!!!!!" He then stops. She doesn't wake.. He leans down to her side, all of the sudden he hears a snap. He breaks his hip.. He then presses his life alert button, cause of course, he can't get up... Cops show up, medicare agent shows up and Wilford Brimley (From Diabetic Supplies Commercials) shows up... Um, and the wife died days ago... Cealice, what a waste....

Commercials need to be more honest... Now days with most of the pills they advertise they have some of these warnings if not all.....

If you get a rash call the doctor right away...

Some side affects are BLEEDING FORM NOSE

ITCHING

BURNING

CRYING

LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY

YELLOW STOOL

BLEEDING FROM ANAL CAVITY

MOOD SWINGS

BLOATING

UNCONTROLLABLE BLEEDING FROM MOST HOLES IN BODY..

DRY EYES

Then they go and say, If you suffer from any of the following, or have done any of the following in the last week, do not take this product.....

SNEEZE

LAUGH

CRY

HAVE A BM

PEE

ITCH

SCRATCH

MOVE YOUR RIGHT ARM

WASH YOUR OWN GENITALS

IF YOU HAVE BREASTS, DO NOT TAKE

IF YOU HAVE A PENIS DO NOT TAKE...

IF ANYONE IN YOUR FAMILY IS NAME JIM, DO NOT TAKE...

IF YOU DON'T HAVE INSURANCE TO PAY 90 DOLLARS PER PILL, DO NOT TAKE...

IF YOU ARE AN US CITIZEN DO NOT TAKE...

YOU SHOULD NOT TAKE IF YOU KNOW YOUR ABC'S.....

I think you get my point... Come on TV people... Get your shit together.... Hey guys, remember. This was just MY2CENTS

What did he just say....Part VI

Ok, So, hello everybody.... To all the boys, Hows It Hangin? To all the girls you there, How's it Smellin? Hopefully hangin and smellin well... Any who. Today I am on part six of, well, the above title. God, do I have to write every thing twice... Come on people work with me... Blahh Blahh... Do a little dance, make a little love, get AIDS tonight, um sorry, LOVE tonight.. But now days who knows right... NE who, the subject is, S-O-N-G-S... Oh yeah, had a few that like that last post about lyrics, so, here is another one....

The Song-COLBIE CAILLAT - BUBBLY
The Lyrics I am going to breaking down are these:
-I've been awake for a while now
-you've got me feelin like a child now
-cause every time i see your bubbly face
-i get the tinglies in a silly place
C: It starts in my toes and I crinkle my nose
where ever it goes i always know
you make me smile please stay for a while now
just take your time where ever you go

Now the one I made bold confuses me... SILLY PLACE? So, she gets these "tinglies" at a clown party? cause that is silly as hell... Does she get them at a Zoo? Cause that can get silly... Or maybe her head, cause she is wacked out... Maybe she is a little "silly" in the melon... Cause how I and others see this song is that this "silly" place is her, wait for it, wait for it, ok, her vagina... Now why would it be silly? Is she 2-6 years old when that body part might be silly? NO. Is she a girl with the "downs", when it also might be silly? NO.. Nope, none of these make any sense! So, is it that the song can't go like this-
-I get the tinglies in my vagina place-
That is probably it... Cause of two reasons..
1. It doesn't go with much of the rest of the song...
2. If she is getting tinglies down there it very well could be an STD... And to say vagina, would be saying that she has an STD. As we all know, singing about STD's, doesn't make that much money.
Also, to say vagina, would mean when they make the next Kids Bop CD, all those little kids would be singing vagina... But, I think that would be funny as hell... After they say vagina, all the boys would laugh and get all red in the face..
Now she continues to say that "It starts in my toes, and I crinkle my nose,", now this shit is getting serious... This chick could have an STD that affected her brain... Some kind of nerve damage or some shit... All going tourettsie and all hell.. She seems ok about these events tho...
So, I guess what I figured out is this-
Her Vagina has some sort of a tingle... But it doesn't stop there, it continues through her whole nervous system.. Fucks with her nose and feet and all that nonsense.. But does she say this-

IF THE TINGLES DON'T GO AWAY,
I WILL SEE A DOCTOR TODAY,
AND SEE IF THIS WILL LAST
AROUND FOR ANOTHER DAY.
AND IF THEY STAY,
I HOPE THEY HAVE PILLS I CAN TAKE,
CAUSE WITH THESE FEELINGS I CAN'T WALK STRAIGHT!!!!!!

No, she doesn't sing that in her song... But, if you want to be a good example, get it checked out...
Come on Colbie, you need to do this not only for you, or us, but for the damn kids....HA!

Ne way peeps, that is it for me tonight. Catch ya on the flip side... Take care.. And damnit, remember, this was just MY2CENTS!!!!!

This is where we stayed..... Here are a couple three pics of the place...

This is the front of the House where we stayed... And here are the people in the picture....

From R-L: Me, Evan, Amanda, Dad, Mom, Aunt Deb, The Dick Head, and Bro Paul.. This hose was prime example of what some had and many didn't....
This was Last Monday night during Cowboy-Bills game... 9ft Screen, massive surround sound, and Dish Network with every channel you could ever want.....

This was me swimming in their pool at around 9:30 at night... Only after the cowboys started to really throw the game away... Went back in to watch them take it back to the house and win....

Oh this place was awesome... Except for the puke and craps... Ha tough day...

This was at some Garden thing that we went to.. This guy who owned Coke Cola when it first got started had this amazing house and gardens. So, we took a tour of the place.. Here in this picture we came across a fountain of a girl.. Yes she is naked and yes I am acting like I have never seen a naked girl before.. But um yeah, you can see her boobies... Not that much into boobs, but come on, you can see her boobies... And deep down in side, that is fun....
This was the out side of the this mansion... This place was huge... The story goes, that this guy and his wife would put out some kind of ads for people to bring them stuff, for them to buy... These two were so giving, that at some points, they would give people money and let them keep their stuff.. The guys wife died and when he died, he left in his will, that the butler, who lived there, could stay and still receive his pay until he died... Amazing people... Did I mention that this guy owned Coke? This was cool..

I am getting a head of everyone here, cause at this point, I started not to feel well... The wife had me stop to take a picture... HI HONEY, CAN I GO CRAP MY BRAINS OUT NOW? It was still a nice trail they set up around the garden...

This picture here is me trying to be an artist... I flipped the camera to black and white.. Thought it looked cool, so, yeah, that was just a simple picture....

The Mix of Pix....

This was at the Zoo.. Another one of my many faves... This is the exhibit of the bird that sleeps on his side... Amazing... This one has no fear what so ever... Just falls asleep in the walk way, where everyone can see him... That's balls for ya.. As you can see, it looks like one of the zoo keepers is going to wake him for his afternoon snack... Sucks for that bird. He was resting so peacefully... Um Yeah...
This is my lovely wife... She just got done seeing the wheel barrel exhibit.. Yeah, she enjoyed it as much as I did... I think it gave her some great ideas... Oh yeah, you know what I mean... Ha.. Yep, she started to wonder if they had a trash can exhibit we could see... Yeah, see if we could catch them in the act... We didn't find one, but who cares. It would of been trashy any way... Really dirty....

Here Is my boy... This was in Bay Minette.. This was the first time he saw this large mass of water... He actually never looked up from the waves for this picture... I went down and took it and he continued to stare at the waves coming in... Poor kid... He probably was wondering what the hell was going on... What was all this water doing out of the tub... And is he going have to take a bath in this stuff... Probably scared the hell out of him. He was a trooper tho...

This is Evan and myself, on the ferry that took us from the island we were on, to the other side of the bay.. As you can see, I am kind of liking it and Evan is kinda thinking, what the hell... This was cool, besides this was the start of my puking.. I enjoyed every last bit... You drove your car onto this thing and it took you across... It took about 30-45 minutes to get across the bay... But all in all it was good...

Golf Shores, Al

Here I am just waiting for the waves to crash into me.. The most amazing part to this trip was swimming in this Gulf Coast water... The only real question I have is, How does that water get so salty? I mean think about it... And I don't want some scientific term about blaa blaa, see I am already bored with that... Oh, and for first time people, always remember to shut your eyes and mouth... Unless you like that salty feeling in both. And if you do, give me a call... Ha...
In this photo, it shows everyone what kind of a dantie little bitch I can be... Don't get my shorts wet, you big, bad, water mass... Cause I just bought these and I don't need them ruined.. God, looking at this picture makes me want to take my own head and hold it under water... Some times I can be a real puss... Holding up my shorts... Dumbass...

The Zoo?

This was at the Nashville Zoo.. This was, as you can see the rare wheel barrel exhibit.. I got pretty close as not to disturb them. They seem like they could get scared easily. But as you can see here I caught them in the middle of some 69 action.. It was pretty intense, but I finally found out how wheel barrels are made and that was worth every pennie paid.... How about that pervert ladder tho? Doesn't it have anything better to do then watch these two?!?! Guess not..

Ya'll I reckon, I am jus proud to be a Yank... GOD I LOVE THE NORTH..

This is just me feeling like crap, and taking once again a picture of myself..

This is at Golf Shores, Al


LOL, wooooo, I am back... In the great state but not too great of a the state of Minnesota, ya you bet ya.... After being gone on the road down south for approximately, 15,840 hrs, which is 11 days, I am glad to be back.. Culture shock... Hard core.. I saw so many things that I couldn't and wouldn't have the time to right all them down. The trip started off with a bang. A lot of driving the first day, we finally reached our first stop out side of St. Louis around 9:30 pm... The next morning got up a started the next long driving trip.. I had GPS, but, instead of taking that things advice, I took the advice of my Jackass Uncle who thinks he is pretty smart. If there was a word I could use to describe his driving and lack of smarts I would use it; oh wait, there is, dumb ass, retard, little bastard, moron, idiot, douche bag, oh I want to punch him in his rocky Dennis looking face... NE way had to get that off my chest... So, we got to Tennessee. Everyone was amazing. People were so nice and polite that I just wanted to punch myself in the face.. Then I started thinking that there was something up.. Like, maybe these people are so nice cause they wanted to get me to trust them so they could kill me.. I mean think about it. In the hills of Tennessee, your from the north on a trip. God, by the time anyone knew there was something up, we would all be some family's retarded sons lunch. Ma can I get me some there red meat. Me hungry for some that soft northern boys rump.. Umm taste good, not like that there shit of mine I eat.. MMMMM... So, yeah. The I met my grandfather for the first time ever on the second day.. Yeah, first time... He went to Tennessee to find a house for my Grandma after Vietnam and never came back. Back in 1993, my Aunt did some searching and found him down there.......

We then headed off to the awesome state of Alabama.. Holy Shit Hole-ly.. When we hit state lines you saw how they lived... Right off the interstate there was an apartment complex, dump, I mean bad. This thing was out in the middle of nowhere... A couple of guys outside, cars on blocks, trash everywhere... Shit was cheap tho.. The sad part is, is that no one cares. If they charged more for things, more tax or something, they could put that back into that state. You saw tin shack gas stations, houses, and sheds.. You saw about fifty cars out side of a two bedroom house... It was messy. Sad.... But that is the north side of Alabama. The south Is crazy cool.. Amazing.. White sandy beaches, Big ass houses, and blue water...... Two different worlds; North Alabama, and South Alabama...

I got to puke on the awesome beaches. I was hella sick on the second day of being down there... Like, which end is it coming out of this time, sick.... I got to leave a little piece of me in about 10 different areas that day... The family that we stayed with where great... For the first time ever, I ate Shrimp Gumbo... Ummm, I would rather eat out the ass of a dead possum... Oh, my, God... Just thinking about Gumbo, makes me want to blow, ahhhhh, shit enough with that part.... Yuck.. The lady, her name was Becky... Her husband, Rusty... Becky use to weigh about 300lbs.. Now she weighs about 140lbs at the most... If she stuck out her arms to the side, in a fast wind, she would actually lift off the ground.. She has extra skin, enough to make at least 5 saddles for horses... Or even 50-75 belts.... But she was nice... Her daughter.... Oh my, where to start... OK, to describe her daughter lets do it this way... She is about 28, two kids, who the courts have taking away for her, and given full custody to her mom, Becky. She has an attitude that she is all that, but yet, she looks like a poster girl for what you look like when you smoke crack, die, and have your body resumed in 5 years... Her girls are awesome... A little loud at times, but, they are kids and they were very polite...

Good times... I can, and will get into a little more detail with the pictures I post... Until then... Hey This was just MY2CENTS

some ok pictures, I promise weird ass ones on their way. Just give me time..

Room with a view. Yeah, And by that I mean no view. thank you employee rate. Eat it..

The sign for Nashville. Does it look like the big arrow is excited?

Just coming into Ten U SEE, I mean "I"

my boy beating my bro in the melon

This is how I feel about the south side of Ill.

Are You from the south? Cause your the only ten I see...Ha ha so not true..

Hi ya'll.. Just your favorite post master ready to give you the mail. And your first child.. Naw, just playin with ya'll... So, as I promised, I am going to write a diddy on this trip. Today is day 2.. started off rough but got better.. We are in Ten Ass E. The home of the Volunteers.. this town is so polite, everyone is saying, Yes sir, or Yes mam so that's nice... so it has been good not alot of weird stuff yet but that should come when we get out and about tomorrow. Went shopping today, drank well and that is about it. The women down here are not that great, big boobs, big butts and a great edamacation. ha ha, some will get that. will post some pictures also tonight, but gotta smoke, so to everyone who reads this before pictures sorry but damn it you will have to wait 30 min. Peace and remember this was just MY2CENTS.

god my head is going to explode,,,

day one. and it has been a crazy one.. I will make this short but say something about this trip. So, going threw Iowa was kind of interesting. So, to explain. I see this cop car and I am not even fucking with you, it was the oldest cop car ever. And yes still active in the force.. This car had the lights on top as always but the stood about 2 feet tall... HA.. It looked like the retard patrol. Like these guys had special needs and they just were giving the last car the state patrol had. Officer Doofy, reporting for duty.. Wow, maybe if these people took time away from sleeping with their sisters and going to New York to be on the Springer show they could get real cop cars.. Ne way last thought.... Something for you all to ponder... Why do short buses have an emergency door? I mean really. these things are hella short. The distance between the side door and the one in the back is like 20 feet.. hm mm, maybe to confuse those kids if there is a fire. HA, NE way pictures will be on tomorrow.. Take care everyone, and please remember this was just MY2CENTS.

OMG, LOL, LMFAO, BRB, what the hell?

man, hey everyone. I am sitting in my brothers apt, in SF SD and I decided to try out this wireless thing. and so far, so good.. As most know I am at the begining of this trip. 11 days and starting tomorrow it is going to be nuts. So, I want everyone to get ready for tons of pictures, I am goingto see a bunch of weird ass stuff over the next few days and yes, pictures of all of it.. So, I am going to go but everyone take care and I will catch you later.. Love you all. Peace and this was just a little of MY2CENTS...

Do we really say what we mean, or how we feel?

Do we really say what we feel? You know, the number one best way to express how we feel is through Words.they are out of love, anger, sadness, frustration, guilt, pain, etc.... Right now I am listing to a song by Buckcherry, "Sorry". And I just feel like all of us, including myself are full of so many words, feelings, emotions and we don't share them.. This is brought on, I guess, the loss of a co-worker.. Harry Morland died this past week.. He was a young 75 years old. I had some run ins with this man.. I said some things out of frustration and anger. I wanted to go visit him when I heard that he only had 6-8 weeks to live. To apologize for those things. To say that it was a pleasure to know him for those short 3 years. I didn't get that chance. Harry passed the day after they said 6-8 weeks.. I feel empty. I am mad at myself for those things I felt. I am angry at myself for not going to see him.. I am... I guess a lost for words.. I feel that as a country and as individuals we hold in our words in some sort of fear... Why don't we tell that person how much they mean to us? Or how much we care? Or that the thought of that person not in our life would tear our souls right out of our bodies! The people in my life make me angry some times but the thought of them not there, well, honestly kills me.. My family, my friends, my so called friends.. Everyone plays a part..... The people at work, I have built relationships with, they are part of my world. I work with them everyday, well almost every day with Dustin. But, Even tho I bump heads with some or all of them it kills me to not have them there. I do believe we come in contact with everyone for a reason, I don't know what that reason is but there is one. Only time can tell you why.. But I would put it on the hearts of all my readers to do something for me. Next time you see your mate, friend, or co-worker tell them how you truly feel. I mean really. If you can't figure out what to say, sit down, close your eyes and think, " If I were to lose them today, tomorrow, or tonight, or next week or next month or year what do I want to say to them.. I have so many things I would like to say but fear, like always playes a part. Oh, boo who, what if they laugh our reject me.. Then what? Well, then you stated your peace and it lays on them. So, if there is anything, and I mean anything you have to say, say it. Make it something you have never said.. Sometimes repeating yourself looses some meaning.. Here is something I want you to read....

Until Tomorrow©

By Cristina Jones

So I must wait until tomorrow you see the news coming so unexpectedly, The night she told me you where gone, I thought surely I couldn't carry on. I miss your voice night and day, Oh how I wish I could see your face. I walk the streets and think of when, The laughter we shared will never end. And how I wish I would of told you then, You where truly my best friend. I thought of a thousand things we could do, But your gone now, you see its to late to. But maybe out in the green grassy field, I can pick a flower and begin to heal. I know the day will come and then, That surely I shall see your face again. Until tomorrow my best friend, When I can tell you how much I love you then. Lay down now beneath the wind, Sleep, Sleep, until tomorrow begins.

Do any of us want this to be us? I don't! Life is to short.. We are not guaranteed tomorrow.. Or even tonight.. I could die when I fall asleep.. God, I hope not.. Well, all my peeps, I am out, take care and if this had any affect on you, do what I suggested... Peace, and hey, this was just MY2CENTS....

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