Bad Habits, are easy to have and even harder to stand when they are not yours.

Bad Habits. We hate others yet we all have them. Lets talk about those. Or bitch about them... Sooooooo, lets start with taking a crap and not leaving the "fart fan" on long enough to clear that damn air.. So, to all who do this. At home this might fly, but, at work no deal.. The other day as I walked to my desk I started to smell this fresh aroma of Strawberry Breeze and shit.. As you can imagine it is an awkward feeling. At first your body smells the scent of strawberry and your body fills with this amazing heavenly feeling. Your on a cloud. Your mouth starts to water and you want a strawberry, you can almost taste it. And then you do. The after smell. The smell that sneaks up on you and punches you right in your nose. The smell of freshly discharged crap.. You gag, you start trying to hold your breath, but , you can't. You just spent the first breath on that awesome strawberry; now you have to deal with the consequences. The smell of strawberry poop. Great, I have no need to eat a damn strawberry ne way. Fart fans are made for that reason, close that damn door and put that fan on for about 20mins. Trust me, it will help.... Next, advice giving without someone asking... I do this, so this is for me also.. I work with alot of people.. Setting up things like, TVs, appliances and other electronics. So, I have tons of people giving me "advice" when it is not asked for. For an example... I was with a another guy and we were carring a dryer out of a basement.. This guy started saying,"You need a cart? I think you should grab a cart".. As we walked up his old ass stairs he kept repeating himself. Even after I told him that this dryer was way to big for his doors and that we would have to carry it a certain way to get it out. He then decided it would be very helpful to walk right behind me as I walked backwards up the stairs. I then proceeded to run into this lovely man; dropping this 1919 dryer on my shins and then I continued to watch it push my great helper, down the stairs into a furnace, where he got some good injuries.. We both obviously survived but he was no help. More of a hazard. After this happened and we both got it together. He said,"Now are you going to use a cart?"..... Chewing with mouth open. Oh my God. What the hell is this about? I was raised to chew with your mouth closed. It was suppose to be polite to do so. I have came across many that don't and don't give a crap. This drives me crazy.. I guess when I sit down to eat with anyone and there is no conversation, that doesn't leave open the door for you to show me how your mouth digests food. And if you are shoving that much food in your mouth that you can't shut it then take smaller bites. Trust me no one is going to take your food, if you don't shove it all in your pie hole at once..... The last bad habit I am going to write about is people being nosey. I have done this too, but I won't say it is a habit.. To those who do this. If I am not directly talking to you and I don't tell you something it is because of 2 reasons. 1. It is none of your damn business. 2. It is not worth it to get you involved, cause anything you have to put towards it makes no sense. Or, your opinion doesn't matter and I would be wasting my time... So, I know I probably hit some sensitive spots, but people, just remember, this is MY2CENTS...