Ok wow, kind of out of it right now... So, I am back with a brand spanking, fresh, and of course, really soft and cuddly post of the day..... The post is about those sayings that some use. I will break them down an go over them with you........
1. " That will sure GET YOUR GOAT"- OK, umm, what? Get my goat? what in the hell does this mean? My goat? Ok ass, what if I don't have a goat. Then what will IT take. My TV? My Kid? come on what then? Hate that one. My Goat? ha ha, how about my fist down "IT's" mouth...
2. "Wow that was as SMOOTH AS ICE"- Ok, ever been around ice before? Ice isn't that smooth. Ice is very rough. But hey, since you made this awesome comment, why don't you run down a big chunk of it and slide face first down one. Then we can see if it is as SMOOTH AS BUTTER bitch. That is the correct saying..... DUMB ASS!!!
3. "God, it is COLDER THAN A WITCHES TITTY OUT HERE!!!!!!"- Wow,I would hate to meet the guy who found this out... A "WITCHES TITTY", gosh, LOL, HA, this is good... First off you damn freak; I don't know how a witches tit feels, or if it is ice cold but, don't tell me about it... Keep your love life to yourself... And I hate to be the one tell you but, if your girls boob is colder than a minnesota winter, chances are you hillbilly, she's D-E-A-D. And for all you ones who can't spell, or read well; That spells (D) (ED). now put those together.....
4. "STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES, BUT, NAMES WILL NEVER HURT ME." Oh, really? Names won't hurt you huh? So if I said, Hey Corkey, you know how you turned out that way? Your mom and dad, are, brother and sister. You retard. I could find some names that would make you cry.. You Puss... And really, if you keep talking like this, I am going to beat your ass with those two options you gave me.. Maybe both. "BUT , BUT NAMES WILL NEVER HURT ME." Ass, names do hurt. they hurt very much........
ok I am better now..
But hey, those are just a few that bother me, I do have many more but, really don't have the time nor do I have the energy to write them right now....
This was a PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE FROM, yours truly. And remember this was MY2CENTS...
3 comments:
I wish I had something witty to say for ya, but I don't. I liked your post- and I'm glad I get your goat all the time. :D
wait a sec. smooth as ice? don't you mean 'cold as ice'? i just realized i've never heard smooth as ice.
Yes, smooth as ice.... I have heard that one before.. But thank you.. And I didn't mean cold as ice..
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