What did he just say....Part 3

Dinner-$50.00
Couple of drinks-$25.00
Taxi ride home-$15.00
Going home with someone for the night and ending
up with herpes of the eye.-
PRICLESS. There is some things money can buy, for
everything else, there is pulling your head out of your ass


So, yeah, there is this commercial out for prescription eye drops. Great, if you need this invention then get it. I mean it should work right. But one thing. This lady that is in the ad; she says something that is kind of, well f#cked up. Now, I know you all are like, come on Josh, tell us, we want to know, OH please tell us. Well, hey, no need to beg, I will give it to you, you don't even have to ask......So, she says, "Don't use if you, blah, blah, blah, blah, and don't use this if you have(GET READY) herpes of the eye....WHAT, HA, NO, REALLY, OH MY GOD. OF THE EYE?

How, and I mean how, does that happen? Herpes of the eye. The thing you use to see. The thing that is nowhere near a suitable spot to have any sexual organ. WHAT???? When I saw this commercial I was just speechless.(hard for me right) I was thrown into a blank stare. IN THE EYE?? I fought myself. This must be a mistake. A joke? This can't be real. I then wanted to rub my eyes(weird aint it, I had dry eyes, weird). I was in a shocked state. Then when I came to, I knew this was a God send. So, knowing me, I start thinking of all the possible ways to get this crazy VD. So, here they are.....

1. butterfly kisses.. Yeah, what the hell am I talking about. They feel great, so, yeah. Well, it will make you think twice on given them to your mate on their fun spots..

2. Money shot mishap... Hey, most of have been there. You go for it, and well, you just miss calculate the distance. You forget about wind, distance, gravity and the common mistake, how much your working with down there. Size does matter...

3. The quick sweat rub from eye. We all have done this also... Sweat from forehead down to eyes, they start to burn and you have to focus, so, you wipe and blam you got the herpes..

4. The " I don't know where to put this, is this the right spot? you like that baby." Now maybe this doesn't happen very often but come on, you have to keep an open mind when you are dealing with herpes of the eye..

5. The "tea bagging" brush.. Now, very few people know that women can do this also, yeah kind of gross, but, true. So, are you letting someone go in for a quick dunk, please look for the bumps.. Just trying to help.

6. Finally, Fingers in, or hands on, then trying to put in a contact. The burn should give it away but, I would suggest that if your not wearing your contacts, wash with bleach before putting them in.

So these are the things I came up with. You may say, "Josh, this won't happen to me." Well, fine great, but don't say I didn't worn you. So yeah that's it. And hey this is just MY 2CENTS. Take care people....

Important Safety Information:
RESTASIS® Ophthalmic Emulsion should not be used by patients with active eye infections and has not been studied in patients with a history of herpes viral infections of the eye.

See, I am not full of shit.......Ha...