9/09/2007

Soft Core... This is going to be a little messy..


Holy Crap... You know we live in a messed up world.. I mean the thing I am going to focus on is porn.. Yep, something we either own, rented or uploaded.. But porn is not the porn of the old times. It's NEW, DIFFERENT, AND DOWN RIGHT AT POINTS, DUCK TAPE AND STAPLE PANTS SHUT, GROSS.. So, let me name a few..... Soft core, hard core, SandM, barely legal, she on he, he on he, she on she, she getting stuck by three, he wanting me?, and everyones all time favorite, rockin with oldies...(DAMN) So now that I just went on like I am fuckin DR. Seuss( NOT FUCKING HIM) lets get to it. Now, I will not be the one to throw the first stone.. I have watched my share.. It brings out the freak in a person.. But what has me bothered by it, is some of these things that these people do. Like letting someone piss in your mouth!!! What? Umm, maybe they forgot what a toilet looks like, but i will tell you one thing, its not by my freaking chin, you freak... How a bout hard core? what the hell is so hard core.. Hard core to me would be people doing it on nails, glass and large versions of cats tongues(Has a cat ever licked you? That shit hurts). That's hard core. And soft core, what the hell? It sounds like they should be doing it on some Puff Plus with fucking Aloe and shit like that.. The thing that drives most people to even get porn is that wonderful thing that I like to call PENETRATION. Yep, that point when everything comes together.. Wham Bham thank you to you 15 guys.. Or girls... or Horse(Hey it's Out there) With soft core you NEVER see that. EVER. Why you may ask? Cause the hands are always placed over the fun spots.. So, whats the point? Well, cause some people, at some times want to feel a little dirty; maybe watch something they shouldn't. Or for the common reason, to punch one, or message one out... So, there is some tho, out there, that I do think is a little fucked up... And those are the ones that usually ends with someone crying, bleeding, or getting there grape nuts step on by high heels.. I am sorry... I would never need that much money, where, I would let someone strap me in a suit where my frank and beans hang out, and it is made of leather, just so a mentally challenged women can make Buschs out of my junk... Bottom line.. I am glad that people like things.. I am not OK with some, but, that is what makes America so great, and so fucked up. People like feet, nipples, boobs, wieners, hands, lips, poo poo, pee pee, panties, skirts, leather, crotchless under roos, candy panties, and last, but really not, the money shots.. So, to all you pervs, rock on, just do me a favor; keep it legal. I would really hate to see you on Dateline w/Chris Hanson. But then again I would laugh my ass off.. To the rest of you, just remember this is only MY2CENTS..... Till next time...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"People like feet, nipples, boobs, wieners, hands, lips, poo poo, pee pee, panties, skirts, leather, crotchless under roos, candy panties, and last, but really not, the money shots"

I can't even begin to name all the things that are wrong with that statement!! You can tell you're a parent when...

Anyway, you're sick. That's why I love ya! :D