What in the hell is that Smell?

Yeah, what is that smell? Well, nobody really knows but I will write about anyway. So, first off let me just say this might be a little offensive to some and for those i will say, "Really, if you don't know me by now, you will never never know me." Please don't break off into song.... So, the smell I am talking about is, well, the smell of old people. I mean don't get me wrong, Love em, love em to death(well i guess that isn't too long), but you know what I mean. Not all of them have a smell and some smell like a summers eve----umm or a winters blizzard. But the majority smell like death has come and trying to hint, times up, lets go, taking you outta here. Poor oldies, not bad enough that some old women their boobs drop like they have lived in an African tribe and breast fed for 20 odd years. And not bad enough, that old men's diddles get short and stout, well, maybe not stout, but basically it turns into a short cooked spaghetti noodle; they also end up with an off the wall smell. Why? I have been around a few old people in my life and they all have that smell. It's like they hit 90 and their body starts really turning back. You know how it goes. You start in diapers; you end in them. You start with people feeding you, the same. You poo poo and pee pee it gets wiped up. So, I am wondering if your body is just saying, um time to go back to being a fetus, cause you know that can't smell great. I don't know. Next time your in line somewhere smell that old person and ask yourself what the hell...

Last on this subject for now is personal hygiene. Yep, I am going there. I once had a delivery to a man that weighed, well, probably 400 lbs. It was mid-summer and it was probably at least 90 some degrees, with high humidity. And as you could have guessed, this mammoth of a man wasn't running the a/c. So, to describe the smell, I will need you to get a bowl, a blender, and these items; an onion, rotten fish, cat shit(Fresh please), underwear that has been worn at least 2weeks straight, and sorry women, but a vagina that hasn't been washed in a week, and lastly throw these into a blender. I blended to a chunky liquid, I need you to put that into a bowl. Now, for best results let sit for one week in extreme heat.(For quicker results please pre-heat the oven to 450 and cook for 5 hours) Then smell it. That is what he smelled like. Remembering that smell makes me want to wash my body with a high grit sandpaper, until I bleed. Wow, he was a talker. The one last person, and I do feel bad for, was this lady who came into the store to make a payment. She smelled like she had onions that have sat under her arms for about a week. I threw up in my mouth. really. That bad. Of course she had the shakes, so, when I gave her the change, it took her at least 15min to put it back in her purse. The girl working with me came up and could smell it, when the lady already had left..... So, to those with stinky ass, I say, "What in Gods name do we have water for. If not to clean ourselves, so, that other people don't want to go into a truck stop bathroom, where 25 truckers just shit and never flushed, just for some fresh air." And for this, hey that's just MY2CENTS....