What did he just say....Part V

Oh, man, lets roll got bunch to say and not enough memory to say it all and such, blah, blah.... Lets start with this one- Viva Viagra... LOL, oh people, you all have had to see this lame ass excuse for a commercial.. There are many of them out there. One that kind of concerns me, is the one were, there are like 6 old guys playing music in a circle and they are having a hell of a time.. Smiles all around.. But that could be because they all have raging hardons and they want to use them?!?! But then again, I really don't think that if I have to pop a pill for my flag pole, that I would pop one then go to the bar to hang with my other wiener handicap friends.. (Let me state here that if any one as this wiener issue, not making fun, just talking about the commercial.) So, any way, whats up with this, besides those dudes pork swords. I don't get it. The joy they have is amazing. I mean they sit there just staring at each other singing, I swear they are about two seconds from getting it on with each other. But, just then, they take off, go home and I guess show their wives whats up. Maybe the music helps I don't know..

Now the next Viva Viagra commercial is a guy dancing.. Yep, he is swinging around what to me looks like a girl in her, maybe, late thirties.. Basically this commercial is talking about giving her something she will never forget.. So, what is that.. Maybe that she will always remember that when she was on that cruise ship she screwed a 70 year old man. that she let a man that was old enough to be her daddy, take it to the house on her. God, bet she makes her mommy proud.. But how I see this dumb commercial is, and here should be the slogan, " Viva Viagra, You gotta get that wood, sucks to be you. IF you were younger you could..... Here are some other slogans or commercial sayings they could use to get me to buy it.

1. If your boner lasts for more than 4 hours... Use it as a coat rack..

2. If you stay limp, your wife will just find a pimp..

3. You can dance, but if you can't get hard, your not getting into those pants.

4. Take the pill, and music with the guys is just that much more fun...

5. You wanna get some? Take this pill you limp prick. God are you a moron?

6. Hey, you. Come here. Your milk man takes Viagra.. Now look at your kid,

7. You may be knocking on Deaths Door, but, hey, that doesn't mean you can't score..

8. Fred Durst takes Viagra. Now his groups name is Really Hard Bizket..

9. Mickey Mouse takes Viagra, now, he doesn't have a Minnie... OH FREAKING BOY!!!! Just ask Daisy.

10. Are you sick of the only thing that gets hard on you is your nipples? Well, if you don't take Viagra, then try using them in bed. Take the Damn pill. Can't afford the pill. We at Viagra have the new blue Popsicle stick. Just add duck tape... Apply stick and tape..

Hey that's about it peoples. Peace, nothing but love for the oldies and limpness comes with age. This was just MY2CENTS... Til, next time...