9/03/2007

Here it is.....Bitching again...

So I went to the great city of Sioux Falls today. I started to think about this new radio ad for Coke. Let me start with the radio ad. This man brings a coke to work. Puts it in the break room fridge, thinking it might be safe. He gets really thirsty and trots back to get that cold coke. Low and behold it isn't there. This song starts playin, "She use to be mine, but she gone left me, she got real cold now my coke is gone." So this dumb ass brings in a case of this shit. Spreads them all over in that fridge, with his name on them. And guess what? Yep u guessed it, he went back and they were missing. He then goes on to say, " when you bring in coke you have to take into account there will be some sharige." (First off I don't know if I spelled sharige right.) NE who, I will continue. Is this guy a total idiot. That's not sharing, people are up right stealing that shit. Stealing. He didn't hang up a sign and say help yourself. In fact he put his name on that shit. What he needs to do is find those stealing pricks and do one of two things. 1. Beat their ass until money falls out. 2. Get the cops involved cause that is one fucked up matter. Now come on. if i were to bring in pop, ask me for that shit don't just take it. If I am thirsty what the hell do I drink? Well, What? My piss? Yeah, those cheep pricks, they probably eat this weak ass excuse for a man's lunch. What a Pussy. Sharige... I want to kick this guy in his amoebas he calls nuts.... I bet everyone who took a coke watches walk to that fridge and laughs their asses off. He just needs to grow a pair. The day will come though, and everyone knows, he will bring in a coke, someone will drink it, he will take his mental ass home, come back and start popping off people. till next time......................

2 comments:

*Ren* said...

What a stupid concept for a commercial. Who wants to buy a drink that people are going to steal!!

I know this guy who use to steal lunches everyday at work. I never said anything until I noticed he was stealing this pregnant lady's lunches. That just pissed me off. So one day I took a picture of my co-worker putting her lunch in the fridge and then went to his cubical and snapped a pic of him chowing down. I sent out and e-mail to all my co-works with the headline "Who steals a pregnant lady's lunch"

I never ever saw his again in the break room!

unclekracker26 said...

Ha you showed that prick, thats funny...