Opinions are like A$$Holes, Everyone has them, but most are just full of SH!T

Well, after seeing my title most are already turned off, but, you just can't help to read this wonderful turd of information... So, lets talk every day life... From the eyes of myself of course.. Lets start with the local newspaper.. The Independent!!!! Oh, if reading this paper doesn't make you want to go out a make news worth reading, then the blurry ass pictures will make you into a cross eyed retard.. I mean really. This paper is put together so poorly, I think the Trailer Trash Review, that comes out of Iowa has a better set up. Listen, when I read the paper, I don't want to have to put on 3-D glasses to see what it says, or see the pictures. You Freaking morons. I think that a group of 5th graders with tourettes can put this paper together better. Are You Smarter Than A 5Th Grader you cockass, bitch, motherfucker, gaa,gaa dick licker, eh,eh. Sorry, I had my own moment there... God, you get paid, try not sucking so bad. I mean your not a Minnesota sports team...

Next on the list, Buffets. Now, I do go to these places, and I enjoy them, but my god. Every time that I go in one they are packed full with people who don't know when to say when. I mean these are the people that when getting there glasses filled, and someone tells them to say when, they say "when" then they take the jug and give the glass back. So here is a True story. I was in a Buffet this one day and there was this guy who looked like he invented the ice cream flavor "Chunky Monkey", and he got done with his plate, he then started to lick it. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? LICKING THE PLATE? ITS A DAMN BUFFET! YOU DON'T HAVE TO START EATING THE DAMN CHINA, FATTY... NE way, and the tables, shit Nicole Richie couldn't fit her ass between the table and seat.. It is like most of these places are trying to hint something. If you need to rub soy sauce on your "LOVE HANDLES" or on your "SPARE VW BEETLE" that you hold with that thing you call a belt, then it is time to hit up a damn Subway.. You want to ever get SOME or Give YOURSELF SOME, you need to see what you are working with, Dickydo isn't cool, and unless you have had kids within the last two years, front butt isn't cool either. I mean booty is awesome, but if i don't have to wait for you to walk by me, for me to see your ass and what you are working with, then chances are, not going to hit that. Cause that could get awkward in the dark.

"Is this your front or back butt honey?" Eewww, ah, damn...

Last opinion on this one... Fat people in tight clothes. Now I don't mean preggy fat, that's cute. I am talking, 100-200 lbs over the legal limit for most small bridges. It is not sexy for you to wear any tight fitting clothes.. I really don't need to see the "toe", women. I mean come on. If I can see every dimple, in dent, roll, and sweat mark, chances are I am going to throw up a little in my mouth. And guys, you don't look good when your a ball of chunk and your wearing sweat pants.. Cause guess what, the secret is already out, we know you never sweat, unless it is from excitement from looking at a McDonald's menu.. And I have just figured out right now why fat people wear those insults to fashion, fanny packs. They are fat and to reach to the wallet or purse would be such an epic journey that they would have to make it into a fucking trilogy. Screw the LORD OF THE RINGS, OR EVEN HARRY POTTER, watch this fatty try to get to their wallet. God, just thinking about it, the suspense is killing me. Do they make it? Does the heart attack finally get them? Gosh, what happens? Is it the Big Evil Stroke that gets them, or do they get to that purse or wallet. I guess we will never no. Thank you inventors of the Fatty I mean Fanny Pack....

K guys this is it for the night. Peace, and I am happy that all you enjoy MY2CENTS... Til next time...