Real issues.. For real people.. Ha.. God I'm a tard..

Sunday, Sunday, It's a fun day. So, top stories. The Boy's beat they NY Tards, I mean Giants tonight. The Vike Queens won, but to a crap ass team, and for all you Bears Fans, tough game, just don't know if Grossass can be the man. Great defense though. Ne way, on to more important issues like, well, when is there going to be real TV for kids. For some this hits home. For others it will. And for those who plan on adopting you will soon find out...... Lets start with one my kid watches every day. Sponge Bob Square pants.. An episode that I watched with him had SB and his retarded friend Patrick(he's a freakin star fish) going to the pool... Pool you may ask? But Josh doesn't it take place in the fucking ocean? Yes.. Yes it does. And thank you. Ne way, in this damn awesome episode Patrick doesn't want to go in to the pool cause he can't swim.. Here is how I would do this show... Global warming is coming and it kills off all those little dumb asses and a government (not naming) comes in that bitch and starts drilling for oil.. Sponge Bob has sex with Mr. Crabs (his boss) wife and ends up with crabs himself.. Patrick runs of with Sandy Cheeks (Friend) and ends up cheating on her with Mrs. Puff (school teacher). Patty and Puffy start having an affair. Patrick then goes back to Sandy a shoots a hole in her helmet(which holds air of course. she is a fucking squirrel in the ocean, come on people keep up) Then there is a big investigation on Patrick and yeah... you make the rest.. But to me, that is real..........

Next on my real list is Dora the Freakin explorer.. What in the hell.. She has a back pack that talks.. A monkey in boots(named Boots) and someone always needs help.. She always addresses the TV like she knows people are watching... Let me throw it down for you.. She is a cracked out prostitute.. Boots, not real, made up. she is all cracked out, and trippen balls Her damn brain probably looks like swiss cheese. That talking back pack.. That's her too.. It is her baggage... Yeah that's why she is always carrying that shit. She can't get read of it.. By the way. Where are her parents? This little bitch is always walking the fucking country side.. What the hell.. You know she is a minor, so, she is just two steps away from being on an R-Kelly video.. Him pissing on her and all that sick shit... So, this talking to the TV.. Oh, yeah that is interaction with all those kids. NOPE AGAIN. That is her trying to play those local police who are doing hooker stings... And Finally... Swiper (He is the one that steals shit from her). This guy is the pimp. He is coming for his money. But, she never has money so he just takes whatever she has.. That is the real Dora... Don't believe me? Next time you have an extra few go check it out... You will be saying, "damn josh is right.." But hey you know that's just MY2CENTS...