Well, I am done with all things Asian... Why, you might ask. Well not just the whole lead thing, but, it's more. Being a die hard football fan I decided to order me some jerseys. Authentic jerseys. Everything stitched, name, numbers everything. So, about 6 months ago I did that very thing. I order an L.T. jersey and a Tony Romo (my boy) one. I then wore my Romo jersey once, washed it and there was my surprise. The numbers were covered by some thin plastic and inside was paper. Yep fucking paper. Well not "fucking paper". I don't think it is used for that. NE who, so under that plastic covering the name and numbers were shot. I got screwed. I have been holding off even wearing the L.T. one (until today) cause I don't want to wash it. So, screw those assholes who screw us over. I want to go to what I am sure is a sweat shop and beat some ass... Fuck up my jersey huh, when I know for a fact you are making at least 5 cents a week.. I know it's messed up ain't it... So, today the family decides to go to the China Star buffet for supper. Guess what? It suck donkey cock long time...Me no love long time tho... And I wanted to try a muscle. So, my bro went a grabbed one for me and it looked like a vagina that was punched at least 20 times then covered in cheese, and let me tell you it didn't smell any better either... But, then again my Jordan's are holding up.... But, hey, I'll be back a little later. And remember, that's just MY2CENTS....
4 comments:
Lmfao!! What's up with you and smelly things that you compare to Vaginas. I'm not sure where you been but honey they are supposed to be safe havens for men (ok so the non stinky ones that is)!!
I'm gonna have to agree with Ren- not everything smells like a stinky vagina... but in his defense the mussel at the China Star did look like one, and you should have seen him gag! LOL
that's why u gotta stick to panda i guess...because your cheap ass won't go to hunan lion.
Thats true.. But I just think it is nice that I actually spent money. So, give me credit where it is do.. Boo Yah, Yeah, what, what, that's what I thought...Finally you make a post...
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