What did he just say....Part 2

So, has anybody ever listened to music and said, "what in the hell did they just say." Well I have, tons of times. For instance, there is this one song that Usher sings the name is, I think YOU GOT IT BAD. NE way at one point he says, "You make me wanna change my ways, like hangin WITCH-A-COO." WHAT THE FUGGIN HELL. Now i am not retarded. After hours of playing it at old people fucking speed you hear, "like hangin WITH MY CREW." Great. firkin awesome. But, for the longest time I was like, what the hell is witch a coo. Is that something he hangs at Christmas time, or during his or her birthday? why doesn't she like the witch-a-coo? Is it ugly? Does it not match her furniture? Or, is it just that she just straight up hates it cause it reminds her of bad times in her life. Like witch-a-coo was hung at her house, and every time it was, her dad would come home drunk and beat everybody. And why the hell is Usher so damn attached to this object....NE way you get my point..

Another song is one by Shakira... This was one of her first hits. And in this song she had a phrase that said, " lucky for breasts there small and humble, so, you don't confuse them, with mountains." HUH?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT?!?!?! Your boobs aren't mountains? Then what the hell am I going to do with all my mountain climbing gear? What a waste!!! And I just spent lots of money on these shoes i was going to need. Guess i can throw them away now. DAMNIT.. Honestly though, this song confuses me. I site here and think, "So, Shakira is from Colombia. Now what the hell have guys been doing down there to big boobs that would make Shakira say this." I mean really. Are Colombian men down there, going up to girls and trying to climb them? Or are they saying, "Go put your mountains back where you found them, we need those to hide our cocain fields in". Are men down there really that confusable? Are they. I mean unless boobs down there have rough terrain and are ranked in the MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS GUIDE TO MOUNTAIN CLIMBING (Don't know if that is a actual book or not) then there really is no confusing the two. But then again I have confused a few things in my life. Like, which word of "TO" do I put in this sentence. So, yeah totally understandable. They say, "potato." And of course I say, " What the hell are you smoking, you morons. Boobs? Mountains? Hey, do me and the rest of the world a favor and quit dipping into your own product." I guess if I had that much coke up my nose, I would think breasts were mountains, but I would also think that I held the ghost of that coffee can dude and his donkey in my ass. And that every time I took a crap I would be brewing up a fresh batch for the whole wide fricken world to enjoy. Ha-- Till next time.

Good Night and Good L.....Ha-take it easy. And Just remember. Thats MY2CENTS!!!!